How about you eat my shit and hair

I'm a fan of steaks, but I haven't tried medium alive.

Why should I remove my gorilla? It's not hurting anyone.

This whole damn place is in the pocket of big sex.

Would you sell liquor to this baby?

They all connect to an incredibly unemployed asexual grungler

Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee it

I don't know how a painting can convey "this horse has disturbing carnal knowledge," but it sure does.

Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know

Do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

"Do any other straight guy's straight porn addiction lead them to having gay sex that you regret after?"

I went from being a nanny to bartending and accidentally put a whole bachelorette party in time-out.

Oh no the witch letters have formed the horny configuration!

They accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

texas before the islamic revolution

are u straight or are u logistically difficult

Slice of ketchup

The only fake gamer girl we've ever seen is elon musk

With selective breeding it's possible to achieve cheese, sauce and even hotdog stuffed crusts.

And what's the genital situation on the shadows

Yeah, that mountain likes to move around.

Who's getting custody of syntax error?

Florida man caught illegally feeding wild alligator resists arrest: "He's a good boy... and he loves bagels."

New winter homes built for Scotland's rarest amphibian on the Solway Coast

The Taliban gave me toothpaste and soap.

My pot roast only took an hour to cook why yall be lying like it take all day

Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA

Horse tornado for children

Psychotic crackheads ripping the copper wiring out of the walls to try and find the Woke Machine that makes women not want to fuck them.

Jonathan, the giant tortoise, the world's oldest living land animal 'is alive' after getting caught up in alleged crypto scam.

oh no my moths

Joey Chestnut to defend hot dog eating title while on probation after pleading guilty to battery

POV: you're a zoo penguin about to be put down

The Rotisserie Bastard is done with his procedure and ready for pickup

I have been logged out of my toothbrush

There were no bathrooms before either, so it's actually a pre-existing issue. —mudkip

I'm not sure what nipples you're seeing, but I just see a lot of cats — Rai