Shitty Ask Science

Measure everything in truly objective units: the Universe system. Define all fundamental values from the properties of the entire universe itself.

Mass: One UM (Universe Mass): mass of the entire observable universe.

Length: One UL (Universe Length): diameter of the entire observable universe.

Time: One UT (Universe Time): the time from the start of the universe to the statistically likely moment when the last black hole decays.

Thus, the best unit to use to measure change in volume would be a volume unit derived from the length unit. Or, cubic UL's.

Can we make a stick so long we can poke the moon with it?

12d 7h ago by lemmy.ca/u/FreshParsnip in shittyaskscience@lemmy.zip
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What is the Metric equivalent of a Year? Is there one? If not why?

20d 9h ago by sopuli.xyz/u/supersquirrel in shittyaskscience@lemmy.zip
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Cows

1mon 3d ago by eviltoast.org/u/orhtej2 in shittyaskscience@lemmy.zip from lemmy.zip
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Why don't all mammal babies have egg teeth? All of them come from eggs.

1mon 8d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/actionjbone in shittyaskscience@lemmy.zip
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Let's say I want to grow a new hybrid strain of lawn grass. What's the best way make sure the seeds are viable?

1mon 18d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/actionjbone in shittyaskscience@lemmy.zip
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Is Mavity just the adult version of Gravity , that narrowly escaped an XRayting?

3mon 3d ago by lemmy.world/u/TraipsersWill in shittyaskscience@lemmy.zip
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How can I prove that potatoes lack the ability to think?

3mon 13d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/actionjbone in shittyaskscience@lemmy.zip
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What's the dominant sexuality of metamorphic rocks?

4mon 16d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/5714 in shittyaskscience@lemmy.zip
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What color gasoline contains the most stored energy?

4mon 18d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/actionjbone in shittyaskscience@lemmy.zip
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What's the most accurate way to measure the weight of a non-euclidean solid?

4mon 27d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/actionjbone in shittyaskscience@lemmy.zip
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How do I calculate the airspeed velocity of a sea anemone?

5mon 2d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/actionjbone in shittyaskscience@lemmy.zip
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Will the hot tubs in the new moon hotel be filled with recycled pee?

5mon 2d ago by lemmy.world/u/snausagesinablanket in shittyaskscience@lemmy.zip
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Would dogs be better if they had human feet instead of paws?

6mon 7d ago by sopuli.xyz/u/supersquirrel in shittyaskscience@lemmy.zip
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When does the Moon's sole copyright license on Earth expire?

8mon 22d ago by sopuli.xyz/u/supersquirrel in shittyaskscience@lemmy.zip
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What is the next prime number?

8mon 4h ago by sopuli.xyz/u/supersquirrel in shittyaskscience@lemmy.zip
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What happens when two tornados love each other very much?

9mon 12d ago by sopuli.xyz/u/sopularity_fax in shittyaskscience@lemmy.zip
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Community created in anticipation of the closure of lemm.ee

11mon 4d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/threelonmusketeers in shittyaskscience@lemmy.zip
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