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What should I do in this position? (I've never moderated a community before)

3y 19d ago by sopuli.xyz/u/itszednotzee in anarchychess@sopuli.xyz from sopuli.xyz

Thanks tho, I'm glad my favourite community made it to lemmy

google en passant

We need to update the meme to reflect our new love for the fediverse and FOSS

  1. Compile and install gentoo
  2. Install lynx 2b. Ah fuck, dependencies
  3. Open a terminal

  4. lynx '3n p4554nt'

  5. Holy Richard Stallman

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as en passant, is in fact, chess/en passant, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, chess plus en passant. En passant is not a move unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning chess game made useful by the chessboard, pieces and legal moves comprising a full game as defined by FIDE rules.

Are the FIDE rules of chess open source? If not, could we build our own free and open source chess rules. I could host them on my 1997 Debian server

yeah the rules are open source - for more information look up chess rule 34

damn bro this server must have more security holes than the tournaments that Hans Niemann attends

lemmy en_passant@holy.hell

New distro just dropped

but can it play chess?

lynx 3n p4554nt

For the lazy wondering the output of this:

$ lynx 3n p4554nt

Looking up '3n' first

Looking up 'www.3n.com', guessing...

Looking up p4554nt first

Looking up www.p4554nt.com, guessing...

Looking up www.p4554nt.edu, guessing...

Looking up www.p4554nt.net, guessing...

Looking up www.p4554nt.org, guessing...

Can't Access 'file://localhost/home/maria/p4554nt'

Alert!: Unable to access document.

lynx: Can't access startfile

None of the guesses are valid :( Someone buy one of these!

This means nothing to me

Holy fucking shit

new response just dropped

this means nothing to me

Actual... human?

Call the CAPTHA

Typically we start with a human sacrifice, but if none are available, we are willing to accept your best goat.

duckduckgo anarchy

anarchy

🔊 ăn′ər-kē
noun

  1. Absence of any form of political authority.
  2. Political disorder and confusion.
  3. Absence of any cohesive principle, such as a common standard or purpose.
  4. Absence or insufficiency of government; a state of society in which there is no capable supreme power, and in which the several functions of the state are performed badly or not at all; social and political confusion.
  5. Specifically A social theory which regards the union of order with the absence of all direct government of man by man as the political ideal; absolute individual liberty.
  6. Confusion in general.
  7. Absence of government; the state of society where there is no law or supreme power; a state of lawlessness; political confusion.
  8. Hence, confusion or disorder, in general.
  9. The state of a society being without authorities or a governing body.

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition.
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holy social theory which regards the union of order with the absence of all direct government of man by man as the political ideal; absolute individual liberty

Actual society

I feel an absence of any cohesive principle, such as a common standard or purpose.

New definition just dropped

Well it always starts with one grain of rice.

Holy Wheat

google initial public offering

holy hell

New CEO just dropped

Actual spez

If you moderate, is it even anarchy?

oh shit

If you remove the comments deemed not anarchical enough, yes

God, that screenshot got obliterated by compression

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Lemmy en googoant, I suppose ?

well its AnarchyChess not ModerateChess

You clearly need to google en passant

you haven't yet been caught declining en passant so you're perfect for this job

The real test will be when a new response drops

Mod to -A-1.

Google Steak Sauce

Let ANARCHY reign. No mods needed.

Its the name of the sub.

You forgot to tell us if you're white or black

FFS, I was going to the r/copypasta subreddit to get the "racist chess" copypasta and I get told to go to lemmy. bruh

ban me for one hour so that I can make

spoiler

ironical

post about moderator moderator abusing power afterwards.

I'm gonna abuse my mod powers by not banning you hehehe

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

how am I supposed to complain about the moderation now :(

wait...

0. Don't

  1. Attempt to keep things in order

  2. Cede the community (that's the word, right?) to the Reddit mods if they come, hopefully

3. If step 2 doesn't happen, do step 0.

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