Anything to not actually report on the news.

Yeah? Now I'm going to identify as someone who wants them to shut the fuck up.

Oh wait, that's just being a Democrat.

They're not wrong, i'm currently in my season 3 and it's all downhill from here.

Maybe they found out that there's an actress named Summer Glau and panicked

I am the summer of your discontent Made glorious autumn by this son of Fox; And all the genders that lour'd upon your house In the shallow waters of television dissolved.