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"Bleach blonde, bad built butch body"

2y 1mon ago by lemmy.ca/u/SomeoneElse in murderedbywords@feddit.uk from lemmy.ca

Such alliteration. I'm in awe. Like 6 B words in a row and not one of them is bitch.

Amazing.

and yet it's there, I can hear it when I read the words. poetry. <chef's kiss> so good

Almost guarantee she's taken more shots to the face

And Rourke plays the good guy sometimes.

Crazy how those AI beautification filters works.

I mean, with a personality like hers… that’s pretty obvious.

Oh yeah, and then you look at her face.

*Rooney

I heard someone refer to her as Barney Rubble and I just can't get that image out of my head.

Reminds of the SNL joke about Kyrsten Sinema looks like all of the members of the Scooby Doo gang simultaneously.

It doesn't seem possible but when you look at her it's somehow true.

I didn't catch that on SNL. That's pretty funny.

I thought it was from Stephen Colbert, but I could be misremembering.

They must have gotten from somewhere else then.

That’s insulting to Barney

This is entirely what I've come to expect from American politics.

Fall of rome stage.

Don't go giving us butches a bad name like that.

Being bad built is a prerequisite for it being a problem.

hanging

Hunh. Ya might be onto something there.

This country is run by toddlers...

They are both run by toddlers vying for the most attention. Don't delude yourself by thinking House Democrats are a bastion of intelligence and maturity.

BoTh pArTieS aRe ThE SaMe!!

I am neither Dem nor Trumpublican... without abolition of the more heinous party (GOP) through resistence from other non-fascists, we have no hope of improving. I am not a "we" with Dems. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Though, being forced to vote for a literal "lesser of two evils" does not remove the sidedly inaccurate notion that "getting us to play their game they win" isn't BS. If you DON'T play, they win. Well-natured beliefs that "rising above pettiness wins" have continuously failed against their churlish word games. If they smirk and say "royal flush" while playing checkers, throw down an Uno reverse card. Fuck the game if rules only apply to some players. Acquiescence to GOP fuckery is weak.

Please leave

Which one of those “both” parties insulted the other out of the blue, and which was one of the parties only responded in kind?

Nah lol

Gtfo of here with that false equivalence

No, by scheming cowards appealing to toddlers-minded adults, like all countries more or less.

I never condone attacks on one's appearance but that thing is asking for it.

i always condone it against fascists.

It's why they used to put so much work into fashion! Only Hugo Boss can make those assholes look ok

That's fashion's whole point, though: to make assholes look glamorous. I never understood why anyone was surprised at the proclivities of its members. 🤷🏽

and it's crockett with the a steel chair of alliteration to the back of greenes head

BY GAWD SHE HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!!

Fr she must've had that loaded

Welp since she's the one who started the shit show. Here.

Holy shit! I'm ... Really not into personal attacks but I am now into a new conspiracy theory... AoT was based on conservative politician faces from the US.

This is a huge insult to Dina Fritz.

C'mon man. Don't add insult to ugly.

Oh she's a politician? Then by all means, fire away!

The thing to stress is that cleaning up + being true to what you've got + kindness + confidence + a nice personality, will go a long way to cover for ugly (just for all my fellow uggos out there), but selling out humanity subtracts any bit of charisma or allure you might've had going for you

Whoever told Marge that she should punch above her weight class needs to be fired.

Deep-cover leftist operative. Let them do their job.

Marjorie's face looks like a brick tried to pass itself off as a pod-person.

Every time I see her I'm reminded of the scene in The Office where Dwight is wearing the face of the CPR dummy.

This is unreasonably accurate

No way she doesn’t have way more Neanderthal DNA than the general population.

As someone with higher than average Neanderthal DNA, don't lump her in with us.

fucking margarine titan greene anime villain monster creature looking ass. may she rot for a thousand eternities and be estranged by every family member

Why are our tax dollars paying any of these people? I’d rather take their salaries and divide it amongst people who donate blood, platelets, plasma, and bone marrow for free. Tell these political figures that if they truly cared about Americans they’d do their job for the same pay as some first year, public school teacher who only has a bachelor’s degree, while teaching in one of the toughest areas of a big city. I’m so sick of all these spoiled, dolled up, high class [public figures] being paid to run their mouths. Sorry, I had to replace a word in that comment to stifle how I truly feel.

Swear away friend. As long as you’re not inciting violence or using slurs/language to intimidate, have at it.

Malcom Tucker will always be my favourite go to when insulting politicians (or anyone actually) “You’re a fucking omnishambles, that’s what you are. You’re like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you just fuck up.”

On god the way she said it then went off on every even AOC was just splendid. Its a shame shes wasted in texas and will probably get voted out after her first term in congress.

She is the chosen successor to the late Eddie Bernice Johnson, who held the 30th district for 30 years, and won almost 80% of the vote, so we'll probably be seeing her for a long while.

I cant eat mashed potatoes at KFC without thinking of her and her sporkfeet

I don't know what's scarier...the fact that there's something worse than toe thumbs, the fact that searching for "sporkfeet" immediately brings up articles about MTG, or the fact that she really does have sporkfeet.

Body shaming is lame, don't do it. MTG has plenty of ugliness on the inside to pick on.

Well yeah but I think it was more done just to make the point

I'm more talking about the rest of the thread.

context is hard.

In this case she started the fight. I wouldn't punch someone because I didn't like them. However if they do start punching me, I do have a right to defend myself. While insults aren't the same and I'm not really the type to get that much into it, when people like MTG or Alex Jones do it, I'm not going to have qualms with it being dished back to them. I mention Alex Jones because he does it to a ridiculous degree, and has had MTG on multiple times to spew similarly vile hate.

I'm certainly not going to let the person who started it play the victim card after they got it back

We’re no better than MAGAts if we stoop to their level and use playground insults. Even if it’s warranted.

She wasn't insulting though, only asking if using such description was a personal attack according to the ruling.

Fuck civility politics. Look how far it's gotten us.

This is how you lose the vote of independents and rational thinkers. They’ll reject and vote third party. But. I agree. Fuck civility. Lol

Supporting genocide is how you lose third party votes. Not civility politics.

Fucking DNC operatives downvoting you for that.

I continuously see comments about speaking to them in a language that they can understand, as well as comments about being the better person and not stooping to their level. Problem is, the only language that they understand is the language you don't want people to use.

This was a well crafted comeback after being directly insulted and then denied a censure on the offending party. Don't get your panties in a twist.

Signed, someone that's not voting for either main party.

Yeah. Sadly I’m gonna have to drop lemmy soon just like Reddit. Eventually it just becomes propagandist noise. And for some reason this morning I seem to be running into a lot of it.

Bye Felicia