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"adult toy smiling whale"

Yeah, suspiciously large fin.

Oh lawd he comin’

You can’t convince me that that’s not an Orca.

Orcas have always been friends to humans that do not own yachts.

"Saruman the White has ever been our friend and ally" Get away from that computer, killer whale!

But ye, fuck yachts

the allies of the Chumash are slow to action but their loyalty and their memory is unquestionable

Hmm, "1200-600 CE"?

https://samblog.seattleartmuseum.org/2018/08/whale-effigy-charm/

Looks like it should be 1200-1600 CE (or AD).

Oh no, nobody tell Nintendo about this. They'll be sharpening their copyrights and salivating over patents.

I can't believe that took 600 years to carve

He looks like he belongs in Dragon Quest

Looks like a Pokemon

Guess Nintendo's going to have to sue Akira Toriyama's estate, then.

It looks like a fun chair.

It's funny how only the sex toys have survived this long

It's beautiful but the neat part is he's smiling

If it squeaks when you squeeze it i’mma freak out

Careful with the drugs.

Maybe whales looked different back then.

Archaeologists be like: "It was likely used for ritualistic purposes"

That whale has seen some things

Vaginas, probably

It's so happy to be here