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1y 8mon ago by lemmy.blahaj.zone/u/squirrel in blahaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone from files.catbox.moe

You were born to consume blahaj

What if I sold my soul for something else?

Sell something else

What if that something else was a cheeseburger and I already ate it?

Sell a kidney and buy Blahaj.

what if my kidney is aluminium?

Well great, now I want a cheeseburger

Looking for a buyer for my soul

I am sorry, I cannot buy your soul, I have to buy Blahaj.

I'm in

Do you have money? -> No -> Steal blahaj.

Hab schon drei. Brauche ich noch mehr?

Man hat nie genug Blåhaj

Fang einfach am Start an und finde es raus.

Problem ist: Ich habe kein Geld, aber einen Job. Und die bezahlen. Aber erst in zehn Tagen (hoffentlich endlich mal).