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Big lie, starter pack

1y 7mon ago by sh.itjust.works/u/kalistia in memes@lemmy.ml from sh.itjust.works

Small hands, big lies.

The biglyest lies

Yuuge

Remember kids, these hands are grabbing someone by their pussy

" but hey, kids, this is how I met your mother"

sure he does

"Look at my tiny hands, they distract you from my words"

It's also the same gesture he uses when talking about Arnold Palmer, it can get confusing.

“Big man, strong man, he came to me, came to me with tears in his eyes…”

Bing bong, bing bing bong, bing bong bing, bing bong bong bing bing bong

thats his 'spread em' pose as a metaphorical 'prepare to be buttfucked ladies'

Like that dude ever fucked ladies.

Edit: consentually

He's certainly fucked em over

Itty bitty baby hands

“Itty Bitty Baby Hands and the Skipping Dipshit”

billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions

Me in an interview

Perfect beautiful lies folks. Everyone knows it.