Me as a database administrator when someone asks what my job is
1y 7mon ago by discuss.tchncs.de/u/pruwybn in programminghumor from discuss.tchncs.de
Why don't you just use excel for that
DBAs: "Tables, mirrors, dumps, joins, unions...oh and if I really care about it, replication. I try to avoid surprise drops and injections though."
People: "My god! What sort of drug infested brothel do you work in?!"
Insert into mouth (food_qty, food_type) values (55, 'burger');
JUST TABLES
Robert?
They're so dirty!