[WARNING: EXISTENTIAL CRISIS CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS! DO NOT APPROACH.]

He's self aware

Despite starting the day with good intentions, Mr Benn found himself once again tripping balls in the costume shop.

I meow therefore I am.

Fun cat, sure, but tf is that Gucci/star-of-David flooring.

Weird, my cats never look in mirrors. They look everywhere but in the mirror.

I hate mirrors tbh :c