An excellent use of company time
1y 5mon ago by lemmy.federate.cc/u/sparky in lemmyshitpost from lemmy.federate.cc
Boss makes a thousand
I make a buck
That's why I use the company laser engraver
And don't give a fuck
Boss makes a thousand
I make a penny
So I say, "fuck work"
I'll spend time on Lemmy
This is amazing
It's only "wage theft"
when they take time from you.
But slack off for what's left:
shocked pikachu
Today, management learns about the Streissand Effect.
Do laser engravers have a consumable component? It's not like there's a tank of liquid photons.
Assuming its a CO2 tube laser. It does have a certain runtime until the tube burns out. And its like $300 for a new tube depending on the model and wattage
Hey boss, here's $300 and I'll use it whenever and as much as I want.
Electricity is pretty consumable
The laser part is consumable, albeit very slowly. Moving parts age with wear and tear.
Kinda, the lens can burn out and the bearings can wear out, but I wouldn't be concerned that's just regular maintenance.
Do laser engravers take much time to do a run? I suppose time is consumable if there's a queue of stuff needing to be done.
I love it. Great post
Damn, that means I failed, considering this is Lemmy shitpost 🥲
I meant an excellent shitpost