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Gotta learn it

1y 5mon ago by lemy.lol/u/syd in programmer_humor@programming.dev from lemy.lol

I usually code in Language or Script

Don't we all? Amen.

Javascript is basically like Java but with some scripts in it

But what about script java?

That’s 𝒥𝒶𝓋𝒶.

Hey, no cursive here, this is a family instance.

C+

I highly doubt anyone would guess ANSI C is what I'm talking about if I referred to it as C+

The list shows TempleOS's HolyC was known as C+ before. I am sure that is it

my main language is script java

Language

I have job for you “language” programmers.

Requirements; -minimum 8 years of experiences Etc…

It's just C++ without templates. So whatever element you want to put into std::list, it must virtually inherit std::list::value_type. And of course there will be a macro-based list monstrosity inside Boost.

Types being declarable as virtual members is something I want to never hear again

And C‡ is once again not included. For shame.

c+=0.5

And then, comes ScriptJava

Holy-C used to be called C+, I think.

What kind of programming language is language?

Honestly, still better than Php

Ah yes, I too, program in the Language programming language

Thats just HolyC before it became holy

lol it’s like c++ but we removed friend classes and other bullshit no one uses lol

To be fair, compiling C code with a C++ compiler gets you all the warnings from C++'s strong-typing rules. That's a big bonus for me, even if it only highlights the areas of your C that are likely to become a maintenance hazard - all those void* casts want some documentation about what assumptions make them safe. Clang will compile variable-length arrays in C++, so you might want to switch off that warning since you've probably intended it. Just means that you can't use designated initialisers, since C++ uses constructors for that and there's no C equivalent. I'd be happy describing code that compiles in either situation as "C+".

Also stops anyone using auto, constexpr or nullptr as variable names, which will help if you want to copy-paste some well-tested code into a different project later.

Isn't auto a keyword in C?

It means something else.

Rust-

Becerdik Patrick! Ülkemizi kurtardık!

I was not expecting turkish Spongebob today

Ama SpongeBob... Ben C bilmiyorum! Tek JavaScript yazmayı biliyorum!

Signed C

Didnt knew Arduino is a programming language now.

To be honest I'm still confused by a lot of these microcontroller languages (PlatformIO/Arduino/ESPHome)...

Are they just drag and drop feature blocks that are essentially C macros, but you never get to see the code and its all abstracted with flow diagrams?

The standard Arduino platform is essentially C, just with some standard hardware-near procedures hidden away as far as I know. You can just write standard C code in two blocks: init and loop. Then the loop block will be repeated for ever. For controlling voltage pins you have easy commands similatlr to like pinState(PinNumber, on/off). I do not know about the others you mentioned, but there definetely is also some implementations for Raspberry Pi control by drag&drop. There is no need to limit yourself with those though.

I don't know about the others, but Arduino is literally just C++ with some macros/library functions.

Go

Now I want to learn Algol++

L A N G U A G E

last time i checked turkey had erdogans brother in law ruining the countries finances, his wife take a midget mistaken for a child to kiss on the head and their foreign minister call the foreign minister of my country a dog and arresting a human rights activist stautner.

i think it is safe to say turkey ist a really really stupid country. or to be more precise: the people living in turkey must be stupid as they not omly shit on their minorities (e.g. kurds) like normal nazis but constantly also on their own people as anyone can see from how they dont even help the victims of the last earthquake in the east.