I want to be turned into a little goblin

No no. He definitely deserves it. Who wouldn't want that little goblin?

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i'm 💘 jus a smol 👌 wittle 👌 gobwin

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

please 🙏 don't ❌🚫 swing 💩 your 👉 sword 🗡 i 🤳👁 will die 💀 in just one 1️⃣ attack 👊 ooooooooooohh

I 👥 oNly havE 3 ⭕ℹ🕘 hit 👊 points 📍 pleas 🅱 e 🅱 sir 👨 i 👁 am a little 👌 goblin 👸 i 👁 will not drop ⬇ good 🍴👌 items 🛍

nOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO

your 👈🏼 sword ⚔ is so strong 💪 i 👁 am level 💯🔝 one ☝ goblin 👹 i 👁 donot know 🤔❌ why 🤔 i 👥 guard 💂🏿‍♂️ this dungeon 😈 OOOOOOHHhh

Konsi plush, anyone?