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Twice as good

1y 3mon ago by mander.xyz/u/Dav09 in adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com from mander.xyz

Well but if you solve 50% of your problems, and then another 50% of the rest, you'll still have some problems left 🙈

25%, specifically.

Just buy another book then, you'll have only 12.5% of your problems left.

Hmmm, this is going to take forever...

Better buy all the books and then not start reading even the first one ever.

No, I will absolutely read the first 2 or 3 pages before I quit.

OK, maybe just the first page.

Nah you'll quickly be close enough to functionally have 0 problems.

Pretty soon most of your problems will be related to buying and storing books.

Of the original 100%, yes.

I saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems", so I bought ∞

Well now you moved the problem forward. The new bottleneck is reading all ∞ books

Zeno is gonna be really upset that you are reading from their diary.

have to read it in parallel, not in series

Race condition: You have solved the same 50% problems twice.

Entire book: "Be rich"

we are about 30 seconds way from amazon selling books by chapter.

Chapter 1 How to be rich: Sell this book

Untold part of the book "Don't be black or a woman or with a disability or...

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I once found a book that actually improved my life. It's "Discover What You're Best At" by Linda Gail.

I always thought I just hated work, and then I found out that if I have a job I don't hate I can enjoy life.

Nice. I'll buy two of that... just to be sure.

I've brought about half a dozen over the years. I give them away to people who are struggling. It actually helps.

But my biggest problem is that I ran out of shelf space!

Perhaps they should dance on the head of a pin while they read it.