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They say that cats are a-holes. But rats are true masterminds!

1y 3mon ago by lemmy.ml/u/yrmitz in petrats from lemmy.ml

I, for one, welcome our rat overlords and look forward to serving them in the cheese mines

mine-work in the warpstone mines, yes-yes

Haha, those don't exist of course, silly thing.

And now fast-quick back into the sewers.

Rats would probably run the place better than humans currently are anyway. Let them cook.

Rats would probably definitely run the place better than humans currently are anyway.

It's all in effort of finding The Question.

Weren't they mice, not rats?

That's what they want us to think. They even had the researchers of the EG fooled.

The little guy under the door is making me nervous. He needs a safer spot to goof around in

What are we going to do tonight, Brain?

Same thing we do every night, Pinky.

Brilliant plan, Brain. Oh, no, wait. What if we want to use a plan that works?

Nah.

Well, better than the birds spying for the gov.

Tho I'm curious how will they deal with the cat demigods roaming Earth (or will they just not care about the great rat uprising?).