Mic(rule)wave
1y 3mon ago by lemmy.blahaj.zone/u/Kitaz in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone
DO NOT fuck the microwave
Just gonna get a little cancer, Stan, tell Mom it's fine. Can you hand me a beer?
isn't microwave radiation non ionising?
it is if you get it excited enough
Instructions unclear
This got a genuine, full-bellied lol from me. Thank you
I would also like a sign, we can just like tape it on
Messy sex and being bathed afterwards? Yes please
Note to self; sex swing in oversized bathroom shower for easy bathing? Jelly-legs and lube in a shower can be dangerous after all
Just make the whole bathroom waterproof at that point. Like a Japanese one, or the ones in the super-premium hospitals hotels with free drugs and slippers.
Why is this not a default part of aftercare?
Phrasing!
Licking is not enough
Sincerely,
Your mom
To be fair, In a lot of places I've worked, an appeal from the microwave would be FAR better received than from coworkers.