POV: You just got your first webmaster job in the 90s
1y 2mon ago by lemmy.world/u/arotrios in programminghumor
It was really all about building super complicated pages with <table><tr><td><img src="x"></td><td colspan=2><img src="y"></td></tr></table> stuff before CSS
This is why my pirated copy of Dreamweaver was my most prized possession for nearly a decade.
Dreamweaver was the shit back then.
It isn't anymore? I still use it. What should I be using instead?
It was FrontPage for me back in the day
0xDEADBEEF
0xB00B5
please, put that behind an NSFW tag, its too naughty!!
<nsfw>0xB00B5</nsfw>
That's a nice dark-ish shade of red
I was on a train and everyone started furiously masterbating
Cafe babe
<blink>NO!</blink>
<marquee>YES!</marquee>
Tracker users be like...
Not only do I speak it, I can spell it.
I spent so long working with protocols over RS232 that hex and binary operators became like a second language.
I remember a grad student was doing some frontend work on it around 2015 and it blew his mind that we'd store 8 bools in a byte and call it a "status flag".
57 68 61 74 3F
In concept sure, in practice probably in speaking??? Why do you need to understand a base 16? Greetings good merchant, may I buy #1A Bananas?
Took me half a minuite of thinking... You are asking for 26(Base10) Bananas, right?
pov you bought a gameshark but don't have internet to get new codes