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Why dating is hard

1y 2mon ago by lemmy.world/u/Squorlple in bonehurtingjuice@lemmy.ca

Meanwhile, gay men:

There's a cursed shield in d&d that does this

The hardest part about modern dating is that all the people that are attracted to you aren't movie stars. So you have to keep waiting until you might get a chance with a movie star...

Replace "movie" with whatever kind of star your delusions are fueled by.

the problem with modern dating is that all the cute twinks who want me to bench press them live a quarter of the way across the globe

Hehe yeah, that too. We are globally connected now. Relationships most often start by just hanging out with people. We hang out with everyone from everywhere now.

we hang out with everyone across the globe, but only online
IRL we just sit at the computer because we can't find physical places we want to spend time..

hey hold on this isn't bone hurting juice.. this is boner hurting juice! AA-

Meh, I'm average. My wife is hot. She liked my sense of humour and how I treated kids, over men she could have dated

Kaladin Stormblessed

Where's the meme? This is just how it is.

Cool. Gotta foster incel-dom in the fediverse too, huh?

it's posted on bonehurtingjuice, it's clearly intended as a riff specifically on the original unironic incel version of the image.