Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay
1y 2mon ago by real.lemmy.fan/u/oleorun in weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan from screenshot-media.com
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28113913
Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3... 2... 1...
Sounds like something a gay right-wing Christian podcaster would say.
Oh yeah,
It's always a confession with this type of weirdo
Yeah, probably he has travelled a lot and is desperate for any, ANY, excuse for those strange feelings.
Those scanners are a pain
A normal metal detector is fine, but if I go through a scanner my PA sets it off and I get patted and wanded. It doesn't set off a wand, and I'm forever saying "wow, that's weird, I have no idea what's going on!" because they never tweak the end of my dick, as thoroughly as they may pat
A high tech variation of "the Devil made me do it."
Stupid sexy airport scanners
In 2 weeks we'll read an article of him being found with and underage boy.
How many times has he been to the airport?
true, been in one. am a wee fruity now.
anyone wants to help me hide them in the entrance of republican convection?
Well, there are those luggage ones named "analogic".
I claim right wing christian poscasters are unfit to exist as a independent adult. I call for them all to be assigned a legal guardian to manage their life.