Republican Governor Candidate Proposes Female Undocumented Immigrants Can Stay If They Marry “Incels”
1y 1mon ago by lemmy.world/u/shish_mish in news from 2paragraphs.com
Oh yes, tie their ability to stay in the country to them staying in a marriage to someone who actively despises their existence...
Oh wait, that's the "Greatness" a lot of these chuds want to bring back. The days before the country was "ruined" by "No-Fault Divorce" when women couldn't have their own bank accounts and were at the mercy of their husbands/fathers... Right.
"trump gave me a wife!"
I know of at least one ancestor who murdered at least one husband maybe more, my point is that a lot of these profligates would be killed by poisons real fucking quick. Wait would an incel be a profligate? Like a lot of them buy into a weird bastardized form of Stoicism.
I think so. I looked up the definition quickly to be sure, and:
shamelessly immoral or debauched. wildly extravagant or wasteful.
I know they wouldn't think so obviously. But a lot of that seems to fit pretty well I think the whole goal of "force whatever woman I can to be my own personal Bang Maid subject to all my whims," kinda qualifies.
Yeah I guess their intentions matter as much as their actions on this one.
this is some handmaid's tale shit.
Normally that’s hyperbole, but yeah. Next he’ll say it was a joke, because suuuure it was.
The classic “Just jokin’, bro” defence.
I mean, it's literally true. If they marry a citizen, they are legally entitled to stay.
No they aren't. Marrying a US citizen makes it easier to get a green card, but you still need to apply and go through the process. Even then, there is no legal guarantee that your application will be granted.
I stand corrected
It was difficult looking at this article, and the picture of this individual was unsettling, but I pulled the page open just to double-check the quote.
Langford added, “We know who you are, we know where you are, if you marry one of our Californian incels then you can stay but if you don’t, then, well you get sent back across.”
It would appear that he, indeed, did say those words.
What a horrible person.
I think it was meant to be insulting however, the headline makes it seem like it wasn't.
It's no less gross in context, but yeah.
That's a sweaty motherfucker who will die alone and lonely
And we'll be reading about him in the papers before too long for other reasons, without a doubt
That's some Gilead shit.
His poor mother.
4chan is a government organization confirmed
I thought Torture wasn't allowed in the US Constitution?
He's a 24 year old unmarried (likely incel) running for Governor in California. He isn't even going to win the primary, how about we just all collectively ignore this dumbass.
Yes... But also no. It's important to address the cancer, even when you think it probably won't take root.
Don't give it a stage. Imagine where we'd be if news outlets stop giving free advertising to these people. Remember all the free marketing News channels gave to Trump in 2016. That was back when even Fox News was against him.
By talking about it, you are validating it. Treat these dumbshits like you would a flat earther. Ignore them and let them quietly die out. I know that will never happen because 1. It's too late and 2. It's good for ratings.
It should be talked about. But 1. Briefly and 2. Harshly. Ignoring completely just let's those things do whatever, run rampant or die out. But acknowledging let's you go "we see you, you're stupid, good bye". No ground for fighting or rebuttal. Just a straightforward disapproval and continue on.
Think of all the lost clickbait! God what has become of journalism?
From land of the free to land of incels in a few months, nice job america.
It’s basically Revenge of the Nerds. If you rewatch that movie with a modern lens it’s about a bunch of loser incels who harass and violate women. Truly befitting movie with the modern day incel.
Im a nerd and take offence of that, nerds are intelligent, incels are not.
“Revenge of the Nerds” is an old movie and in that movie the people taking revenge are actually creepy incels not nerds.
INCELLLLLS!!!!
I don't know that an Estonian guy needs to be down voted for not knowing 45 year old American pop culture.
Are you kidding me? Submit to potential harm so some psychopathic loser can get a girl?
You want a bunch of incels poisoned to death? Because that is how you get a bunch of incels poisoned to death.
...yes?
This results in those women being giga deported, by the way.
This should have been a very obvious outcome to those who paying attention to what's been going on and how we got here. It's basically an extension of the "passport bros" culture and another ploy for predatory behavior.
Sex tourism. I'm not implying anything outright illicit here, rather the exploitation of financial inequality of wealthy vs developing nations.
Marry a woman from a poor country.
Yeah, make immigrants an issue so they can be more manipulable...
Do you want to triple the state's death by poisoning rate?
Might help the political situation
This is why is strongly believe women weren't allowed to have bank accounts or inheritance.
Is this the fucking onion
I regret to inform you that the Onion has become a regular news network at this point. uwu
I wish they could have bought infowars.
The hell? Jesus, get rid of the lead pipes in your State you crazy fool.
Oooohhh, sexual slavery already? That was fast
There's not a snowballs chance in hell these people will be recognized as legitimate citizens if they take this deal, they will have fewer rights and what rights they do have will be entirely contingent on their continued marriage. Mark my words, there is no way this deal comes out the other end with it benefiting the immigrant beyond getting to stay in the country.
unmarried Catholic construction manager Kyle Langford.
lemmy you know exactly what to do
Someone should 5150 this idiot.
I’d rather be deported
I’d rather be sentenced to death
Funniest (also scariest) part is, they believe they are helping "lowly" female immigrants in desperate need. They offer poor women a warmply place in awesome 'murican society, so generous!
Gogo to the rescue of poor women. /s
Same as glorious gov gonna rescue unaborted child, to let them reach (totally not in pain) to the birth day to be baptised and die right after, whatever if mom die in the process.
Same as Putin goes Ukraine helps poor loyal russians that only felt under ugly propaganda of the west (there is no ukrainians, thats fake nationality, all those are 200% true russians), gonna help them (with rifles and tanks).
Same as this and that church rush one and true crusade to slay and purge pagans and their souls.
sigh humanity has left the room.
He's a governor candidate just like vermin supreme is a presidential candidate.
Talk about telling on yourself.
What an absolutely sick fuck.
I foresee an unfortunate rise in self foraged mushroom poisonings
Ick.
We really need to bring back state mental hospitals
This is the best answer to that idea.
LoL, Newsom isn't losing to that guy.
Especially since Newsom is term limited, though joking aside this guy is more likely to be shot if he somehow makes it through the jungle primaries. My personal bet is that it'll be two Dems or at least not MAGA.
Very on brand.
What about male undocumented immigrants? Or is America now like some stupid club or frat party where they want to only let women in?
Jesus fucking Christ these losers...
That guy is about to lose his Russian funding for undercutting their market with his "idea".
So... he wants more greencard marriages...? Is that what he's saying?
Of course not, that would provide legitimate status, and would allow them to leave their husbands. Best to connect their presence here to the man so that their leaving is under threat of deportation.
Everyone's getting new South American wives who are here on day passes that can revoked at any time. They have no legal status or rights whilst here, and their piece of shit masters can do what they please. We'll call it chattel slav... wifery.
Another Repug failure that will NOT be elected governor of Blue California!
This is unconstitutional because it’s cruel and unusual punishment