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Le redditors have arrived kind sir
This comment deserves an upvote more than OP.
there's a difference between a shitpost and a shit post
Why the fuck are people upvoting this? Keep this upvote demanding shit in Facebook.
Upvote this post if you agree
My dude is really gatekeeping what you can post on a site that is already losing users.
I paid for the whole pizza, I'm eating the whole pizza
Except when it's an all-you-can-eat buffet where you don't eat the crust so there is more room for the rest.
Nah I just eat all I can eat and call it a day
We'll never be a true Reddit alternative if us users can't commit to the calorie minimums.
The crust is the rest, it's crispy salty bread what's not to like
My pizza place sells "pizza bowls", basically just the toppings in a dish that you heat up and eat. I always wondered who would actuality order one...
You're getting down voted but this is the first logical argument I've heard for not eating the crust.
Yes, it seems to be about as controversial als pineapple on pizza.
still, it's a waste of food
I can't stand people who don't eat the crust. Or people who waste and don't appreciated food in general.
Uh oh, is this Gen Z's avocado toast?
Can’t afford to waste food in their economy
Depends on the pizza place. Domino's? Basically cardboard. Whenever I order from the local non-chain pizza shop I usually eat the crusts.
if the crust doesn't taste delicious, why the fuck would you eat it if there's enough pizza to get you full regardless? The best part of a pizza, and honestly the entire reason you buy it, is the topping. It's just plain dumb to eat food you don't really want and don't really need...
No.
I use a knife and fork to eat pizza. I start with the crust and work my into the middle.
Keep the most delicious part for the end, I understand you.
Stuffed crust, yes. Thin crust, nah
I can understand using a knife and fork, especially if it's a really messy slice... But starting with the crust is some serial killer shit.
You monster.
If you enjoy good bread but don't like pizza crust, then you just haven't had good pizza.
If you don't like bread, and don't eat the pizza crust?
Natural selection will take care of you.
Unfortunately if you don't like bread you probably have a much lower carbohydrate intake than the rest of us, resulting in a healthier weight and better overall metabolic condition. When you eat crust you gamble with death... but it's worth it
Look down upong those who don't eat crust. Be it pizza, or pie.
Or cock
Don't be an upvote beggar. Just post things you like. If others like it also, upvotes will come. Asking for upvotes is an automatic downvote.
I eat my crusts but I have to admit, those who do not have a good point when some pizzas out there have especially terrible crusts.
That same crust is under the toppings, so if the crust sucks then the whole pizza sucks.
Probably, but it's hidden by other flavours. The crust stands naked and proud regardless, unwilling to hide it's shame. It has won my respect.
If your pizza has a terrible crust, it's not a good pizza.
What am I, a child? Of course I eat the whole pizza.
Can have some bread on the side too.
Don't forget the cheesy bread, and the cinnamon rolls for dessert!
This is not a forgone conclusion. Depends on the pizza base. A good pizza base has a tasty crust that I'll devour, conversely a bad pizza base has a terrible crust and I very likely not finish the pizza and leave all the crust.
I just eat whatever. I'll eat the fucking box if enough sauce has gotten on it.
People don't? I value money, and don't get to eat pizza often. So I make sure I finish everything on my plate unless absolutely inedible.
Upvote if your save the pizza crust and make garlic-oregano-oil dip breadstick snack crusticles with them.
Why would you eat pizza bones?
If you don't put aside the pizza bones, then what do you feed your dog, who has been patiently waiting this whole time???
Dogs shouldn't eat bread.
That's why they get pizza crust...
Dogs do just fine eating bread. Don't shouldn't eat a LOT of bread, but bread doesn't hurt dogs. You mostly have to be careful of promoting yeast growth in your dog's stomach to reduce the chances of bloat or dough toxicosis.
Before humans invented kibble, they basically ate table scraps or snagged a rabbit for dinner. People would also literally make dog biscuits as dog food.
Dogs can eat just about anything a person can (just about, not chocolate, garlic, onions, or other specific foods that can be toxic) because we evolved dogs to live and eat with us.
There's no nutritional value in it for them so it will just make them fat.
Is this guy AI-generated ?
Nope, His name is Ernest Khalimov
Edit: If i remembered correctly his gf Photoshopped him
He's a heavily photoshopped model/bodybuilder.
https://www.legit.ng/1430218-ernest-khalimovs-biography-man-gigachad-meme-real.html
With all the homemade ranch I can get to cling to it.
Imagine living somewhere where stuffed crust isn’t available. More cheese… yeesssss…
I wonder why I’m fat. Forever to remain a mystery.
I've never seen that on a menu, even at American-style pizza places. It just sounds like too much?
Just eat it🎵
Depends
If it's good crust, I eat it. If it's terrible crust, well, the dogs are grateful anyway.
My pizza place makes their own Caesar dressing for crust dipping and it is amazing. Wood fired Neapolitan crust dipped in house made Caesar dressing is the best.
That sounds incredible
I eat the crust first, unless it's stuffed crust then I eat it last.
Hero
I butter my crust like a dinner roll. This is the way.
People don't eat the crust? The fuck
I like the middle more, and then I'm too full for the crust.
I always eat the crust.
Normally? Yes. But sometimes window pizza can get really dried out so it's like trying to eat a cartoon baguette. You'll just break ur teeth
That's what you call shit pizza
Idk man. Pizza from a small shop is like the definition of good pizza. Even if it's bad pizza it's still good pizza