spicy one
11mon 29d ago by slrpnk.net/u/blibla in lemmyshitpost from slrpnk.net
Nice to see Ukraine won
And they got crimea back!
Interesting that South Sudan decided to forfeit its independence.
The haters will say an old map was used to edit this but realistically a lot can happen in 10 years.
Years? That's sounds slow by today's standards.
If we want to be realistic, then if there was a nuclear explosion that big on planet Earth all the nations around it would be nuclear wastelands from the shockwave and fallout and the rest of the planet would probably be covered in ice from the nuclear winter.
Most nation states on that side of the planet would be gone and the ones on the other side of the planet would at the very least be collapsing from the fall in agricultural production and subsequent wars of desperation.
Well they didn't get any Western students protesting the genocide there, so it doesn't surprise me.
Is the poor little Zionist upset at people taking issue with genocide?
I love how the answer to the Middle East problem is a nuke, and not just, I don’t know, leaving us alone for a change.
No, sorry, letting arabs live is antisemitic. And that's a bad thing to be. I don't make the rules; i just uncritically accept anc enforce them upon those who cannot defend themselves and nobody else.
Nobody tell Israel that Arabs are semites too.
What an antisemitic thing to say!
I might be overly pedantic, but it drives me insane that there are many words, where you can't take the meaning from its parts, because it would mean something completely different, but I guess that's just how our languages work.
Nowhere does it say who nuked them. Maybe it was themselves.
Then leave them alone to nuke themselves.
Again, nowhere in the image is it saying they were helped to nuke themselves.
It is saying it in our real reality. And it should stop being so.
And the image isn't in our reality 🤷♂ You really think someone is going to nuke the middle east and humanity is going to survive a blast bigger than one that killed the dinosaurs?
No, I think there is a perpetual war going on there, and US is getting involved in it with depressing frequency with depressingly negative results, and although I don't believe it will be inevitability, randomly bombing random countries surely is a good recipe for a bad outcome.
Kazakhstan, after finally securing access to the oceans: Just according to keikaku.
Imagine how much potassium they could export with direct access to the GZ Ocean?
Edit: And Russia would have warm water ports! Ukraine War averted!
Doing this creates world peace change my mind lol
See my last paragraph here. TL;DR: it might indeed do that, but only in the vacuous truth sense that no human societies would be left to make war.
Peace of the grave.
(keikaku means plan)
Whoever drew this went to great lengths to keep Israel on the map
Which is illogical if it is supposed to be an epicentre of explosions. However, if it was Israel nuking everyone around... I mean, one ongoing genocide may not be enough for them.
Well not rewarding them fir starting a world war would be antisemitic.
Deeply. They were only defending themselves by murdering these toddlers... I mean, potential terrorists.
pptential
You fucking bigot! Those terrorists were slandering the entire protocols of the elders of zion larp group by making it look like their terrorist defensive wing was murdering toddlers!
How is that not terrorism!?
They had to die for that!
The toddlers were terrifying the poor IDF soldiers, hence they were terrorists.
More importantly, toddlers grow up into Palestinian adults. IDF obviously cannot allow THAT.
Without it the value of the Suez Canal plummets. Please, think of the shareholders.
It looks much larger than the Chicxulub crater (~200km diameter 72 tera tonnes of TNT), this must be a exatonne explosion, I measured the crater diameter to about 3500km!
It would take decades or centuries before the sky would clear after such an explosion, most likely resulting in a mass extinction event.
Considering that we're in the midst of the Anthropocene mass extinction event already, I'd say it would be a certainty. The only question would be how bad it would get. Given how much larger that crater would be than Chicxulub, I'm guessing it would exceed the "Great Dying" (Permian-Triassic extinction event) to take the crown.
Edit: The Wilkes Land Crater in Antarctica, which may be associated with the Great Dying, was "only" a little over 2.5 times larger in diameter than Chicxulub and thus still way smaller than the crater depicted. That said, I guess a nuclear crater wouldn't be associated with a flood basalt "exit wound" at the antipode the way an impact crater might be, so maybe it wouldn't be comparable.
Trump solves global warming with nuclear weapons. Get his Nobel prize ready.
That's actually a brilliant idea. Once you eradicate most of the humanity, the rest will sort itself out.
I was gonna say. With a crater that large, we all lose.
I call that winning.
it would also shatter tectonic plates, create rifts and reverse the directions some plates were moving, the asteroid impact you mention resulted in the Indian subcontinent (I'm simplifying a lot of things right now)
Well, now you've piqued my curiosity. Got a link?
The Wikipedia article I'm reading right now says that the Indian plate split from Gondwana 100 MY ago (33 MY before the Chicxulub impact), so that's not the connection. Further down the page, it says that the plate movement might have sped up as it passed over the mantle plume from the impact that created the Deccan Traps (my interpretation, BTW; the science isn't actually as settled as I'm making it out to be), but it seems to me that that wouldn't change the "result" of the plate colliding with Asia and creating the Indian Subcontinent, only the timing of the collision.
Here: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1674987125000325
Everything I said previously was what I could remember, give this a read yourself, it's not long and it is really interesting
So they're really trying to fix global warming!
Combination sea level rice abd lots of much smaller nuclear explosions.
Every single nuke in the world pointed at the same spot could not achieve anything even close to this.
This would require an asteroid/comet impact .. an order of magnitude, or two, or three, more destructive than the chicxulub impact that wiped out the dinosaurs.
The entire chicxulub impact crater is about the size of 'Mound Island'.
An impact this huge would probably shatter the crust of much of, if not the entire planet, and turn the entire atmosphere into fire.
this would actually be achieved by a team of 20 thousand oompa loompas with small shovels and 500 million tons of cocaine
I like how you think
One can hope
I don't think there's anything that could make a crater like that on Earth. Like, an impact big enough to leave a crater that big would render the entire crust splashy enough to fill it back in.
Yeah... from what I remember of dicking around in universe sandbox and space engine a while back... yeah, an impact this massive would ... well, now it makes more sense to model earth as a multilayered, viscous liquid, basically.
You could end up with a ring system or possibly some minor moons, made out of ejecta.
After basically the entire Earth has turned into 'the floor is lava' for... decades? centuries?
Hell's Gate, Heaven's Gate - Darker than Black
not seen that one
Every single nuke in the world pointed at the same spot could not achieve anything even close to this.
No, but they could create a thin glass crust over the whole area that would accomplish much the same effect.
That circle is roughly about 2000 miles across (according to rough measurements in Google maps), which is only about 2x the size of the Gulf of Mexico.
But yeah, this would be a cataclysmic event.
Not allowing the zionazis to destroy all life on earth is antisemitic.
Israel would still find a way to fight over more land
"this floating fridge is a part of what God promised us!"
crazy how the bomb ignored the island in the middle, didn't know we had donut nukes
the safest place is in the eye of the nuke
You can't convince me that isn't a nipple snuck in by the image creator.
The Atomic Sea
or, if a Fallout fan, “The Glowing Sea”
Missilepotamia
Aaaaah destroying entire nations - every zionists wet dream
Why? Only a couple people in that country actually cause the bad stuff
And majority of people support them, also ruzzians are known to be barbarian slaver nation.
The New Gulf of America
Whatever made that crater was an ELE. Bigger than Chicxulub.
We have plenty of great filters to navigate:
We end war, or we die.
We restore the atmosphere and rebuild global ecology, or we die.
We end stratified society and power disparity, or we die.
Where are all the aliens? Fermi asked. The first question is, how do we navigate our way to becoming a space-faring, world colonizing species, ourselves? It's turning out to be pretty difficult for the common hominid.
Not to mention skynet. It always bothers me when people leave AI out of lists of x-risks. I guess it's because a popular sci-fi movie predicted it would happen, so nobody takes it seriously. Or perhaps it's just because AI is so unpopular now, nobody wants to devote any time to thinking about the ramifications of it becoming smarter.
Courtesy of XKCD, long before we have to contend with unfriendly AI (we have committees of AI-techs working on this problem already) we'll have to contend with someone like Musk or Bezos determined to own everything and capable of creating an AI-controlled army of killer robots.
We're not sure how rogue AI is going to manifest. We are sure rogue power-seeking humans exist all the time, and positions of power are commonly filled by them. (That's the primary argument for election by sortition, or by lottery.)
Ok, so to be clear, you're saying that AI x-risk is already partially or even mostly bundled under "We end stratified society and power disparity, or we die."?
That is a good assessment. Yes.
In fact, the race between capitalist interests to bypass safety and get operational AGI soonest is entirely about getting that power to be able to use it to hold everyone else hostage.
Yeah, fair enough, I do agree that this is largely driven by capitalism, and if we didn't have a capitalist society we would hopefully be going about this more cautiously. Still, I feel like it's a unique enough situation that I would consider it its own x-risk.
The actual "Gulf of America"
Anyone else glad that the USA has been kicked off the planet?
Deoccupied Ukraine. Very good.
Intact Russia. Not very good.
No South Sudan. Very confusing.
So would this lower sea levels?
No, because (a) that's way, way bigger than any single bomb would make (the largest nuclear crater ever made was "only" about 390m across), and (b) actual nuclear weapon attacks would be detonated as air-bursts and therefore wouldn't make craters at all to begin with.
The afore-mentioned crater was the result of an underground test, BTW. Also, it was designed to make a big crater, being part of Project Plowshare. The largest bomb ever detonated, the Tsar Bomba, left no crater because it was an air-burst at 4,000m altitude.
Also, a crater that big would be an extinction-level event. For comparison, Chicxulub crater, from the impact that ended the dinosaurs, is "only" about as wide as "Mossad Island" in this image.
Maybe we'll finally find Atlantis! Get that Stargate working.
SG-1 was so optimistic... im only now getting into Stargate
How to achieve peace in the middle east with this one trick.
That would be moving Israel somewhere else.
ts looks like the kerbin map from KSP 🥀
The nostalgia for the Kerbin map is going be crazy if KSA takes off and fills the void for the next decade or so.
Oh wow, didn't realize someone picked up the torch after ksp2 died. Haven't touched a rocket in a few years but I'm down for some unplanned rapid dissasemblies in my future.
I'm struggling to keep my hype in check. I've resolved to the occasional glace at their git log and dev updates channel.
Most of it is pretty slow, but in whole it is exciting.
Just gimme that and kenshi 2 and lock me in the basement and I'll be set for months.
Oh and skywind. And ITR2 1.0. Damn there's a lot of games I'm waiting for.
The update log essentially seems to be look at these nice clouds I don't think we've seen any actual gameplay yet at all
Wouldn't a nuke that big crack the crust?
maybe, but it seems it would lower the sea level
That's a nipple in the middle.
That's the holy land
That's the holy sea.
Another war shall be fought for it!
the idea that national borders would still exist, let alone be so unchanged, after such a world changing impact, is laughable.
To be fair, technically nobody can fight over their bullshit if neither they nor their bullshit exist.
but think about the military industrial complex shareholders, they would struggle after this
Is this boomer shit really making the rounds again? This is so 2003.
E: downvote all you want; eat my ass, CIA
The existence of man is proof that there is no god.
and we still wouldn’t transition off oil.
Why would an asteroid Impact convince OPEC to transition?
A lot of the oil production is in the crater
That would be a surprisingly realistic bump in the middle where molten granite spiked upwards, but I don't think nukes have quite that much power. Don't get me wrong, they could end life on earth, but they won't have the same or more localized impact than the meteor did.
Couldn't they just tow them out of the environment instead?
But from where will we get the oil!?! 😥
How nice of the bombs?, super sized asteroid?, to leave a neat little huge mountain right in the middle of the impact zone
Lex Luthor
Arma calling it again
Kinda upset about the thought of all the great food being lost.
Half of Pakistan gone 😅
Man, couldn't they have missed a little to the west?
Not even remotely funny.
It's a little funny.
If you can't laugh while choking on fallout, why even bother?
Making "fun" about the eradication of someone (some country) already the target of current and ongoing aggression from all over the world, while the shitheads of America and Israel are bombing them, committing war crimes and mass murdering people faster than we can count, is decidedly inhumane and despicable.
Humor doesnt need a winner and a loser, someone to step on and domeone to step up.
If you think it does, you're probably a bad person. Certainly not a very amusing one.
Ah, the good ole ad hominem to validate your high moral standards...
Oooh good deflection, but lets go back; what do you think of my point?
And thus it happened. There were peace for a hundred years.
3 years. Balkans.
We need a bigger circle