The manosphere is very normal.
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A tweet saying "Six Male Personalities Of Modern Men Explained: (which one are you?) Read the thread. " It has a picture of some of these, the first one is "alpha male".It has a cartoonish picture of a guy in a suit. The next is "Beta male". This shows a person wearing a blazer, with a sneer on their face. The one after this is "Delta Male". This shows a guy in a plain white t-shirt. Next is a "Gamma male" It shows a guy in a red-and-black striped tshirt, with long hair. The next one is an "Omega Male" It shows a person with short black hair, glasses and suspenders." The last one is a "Sigma male" It shows a guy with sunglasses and a leather jacket."
The right rejects nonbinary gender identities. Immediately reinvents nonbinary gender identities.
This is completely different!
However, as a manly army of manly men, we'll need a banner. Let's say one colour per man flavour, in horizontal stripes : red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. And since we are very proud of our virility we should organise some parade of this pride (name to be found).
Good job. Let's reward ourselves with a nice evening at the hammam.
I'm a father, and I'd like to dress in leather for this event to show what a strong manly man I am. Do you have anything that says "daddy likes leather"?
They've invented the binary spectrum. It's definitely gender-binary, but it's also a spectrum!
I'm a Ligma.
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
Ligma balls! Lmao
Ligma Deez Nuts! Got 'im!
i would never date a Ligma. my last bf was a Sugma and that was bad enough
What's ligma
(Thank you for your service)
That's how I was able to pay for my college
Ten bucks is ten bucks.
ligma balls
Suckudonese nuts
I am going to use this if a situation ever arises.
I know this is terrible, but I find it fascinating in a sort of juvenile, teen magazine personality quiz, collect all the dolls type of way.
We've got our Businessman, Jock, Normcore main character, Sensitive Grunge Musician, Dweeb and Rebel.
Ignoring the manosphere bullshit and blithely viewing this as a team of characters planning a heist, or potential matches in a farming game or dating sim, how is this not kind of cool?
This is basically the Breakfast Club
If this was a dating sim, alpha would talk nonstop how sexy his cranium shape is while 5 others are doing a shooting on the background.
Then he'd hit you and tell you its your fault.
"Look what you made me do!"
Well they would need to be playable characters otherwise you couldn't date them or it may be gay. We all know everyone capable of playing videogames is a straight male after all.
This would actually be a pretty funny premise for a heist movie. Have them stealing Lambos from a crypto conference or something.
This alpha sigma omega bs is just astrology for men
/ the new Meyers-Briggs Personality Test. It's literally an ego toy, something you use to enhance the narrative that you tell yourself about yourself.
MBPT is the corporate astrology
So what is OCEAN? Bare-eye astronomy?
Well, Star Ocean is a decent JRPG series
That model is basically as good as real science gets as far as personality goes.
Iirc, a while ago, some scientists skimmed through, like, every dictionary ever, and pulled out all the words that described a person's personality. Then they strictly defined each personality trait, and conducted a longitudinal study where they surveyed people to see how well they matched each trait over time. They threw out all the traits which were not stable, condensed some synonyms, and came up with the Big 5. These are the aspects of human personality which are generally considered to be stable over the course of a human lifetime. Twin studies have found that these traits are fairly heritable, which lends credence to the theory. But the model is still limited in many ways. Environment plays a big role, too. Expression of these traits can change over time or in different situations. Some people experience massive changes in these personality traits, even though at a population level they are "stable". And we have no real causitive mechanism like we have for differentiating the elements on the periodic table.
ego toy
Thanks for the new term!
Worse yet, this is just a way to try to hierarchically categorize yourself as being simultaneously:
- part of an in-group,
- better than others
- a paragon of your sex
It's just so pitifully shallow. Like, if you're going to stroke your own ego, at least do it with something unique to yourself. Define yourself by the people, experiences and things with which you surround yourself. Define yourself by the things you do. Literally anything that would make you more than a penis with wrapping paper and a voice-recorded greeting card saying how awesome the penis is.
It's my dick in a box https://youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKg
Truly the manosphere made manifest.
They've almost found the phi-male. Keep looking, guys!
How do you pronounce Van Gogh?
Van Go (beep beep)
Fun Goth
That’s a weird way to pronounce Van Gogh. 😉
If you don’t watch Doctor Who, and even if you do, Vincent and the Doctor is the best season 5 episode (no spoilers for the larger series arcs).
And that’s when I started questioning how I pronounce Van Gogh (I’m American, so I say Go with the long ō).
I recently watched the documentary Van Gogh by Vincent, which narrates his development as an artist by using his own self-portraits. Hearing the way the speakers pronounce his name is now cemented in my mind. Honestly it still feels weird, but I'll get used to it.
Ooh, it's directed by Teller and produced by Penn Jillette, too? It's gotta be good.
Thank you for the recommendation!
Just call him Doctor and he'll be happy
"Vuhn Gerdge"
I listened to a Dutch person pronounce Gouda (cheese) and now pronounce it that way, much to the dismay of my fellow Americans.
How do they pronounce it?
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Nl-Gouda.ogg
A bit like "khow-da". Also acceptable: gow-da. US: goo-da.
From the thread, for the morbidly curious:
Alpha males are assertive and dominant. They often take charge in social settings, have high social status, and are charismatic leaders. They're the center of attention, like a CEO who can effortlessly command a room.
Examples of alpha males in movies include King Leonidas, Captain America, and Thomas Shelby. These characters are strong leaders, exhibit courage, and inspire those around them, often fighting for principles or causes bigger than themselves.
Beta males are less dominant and more agreeable and cooperative. They play a passive role in social hierarchies and crave forming relationships. A supportive colleague who willingly takes on a secondary role is a typical beta male.
Characters like Ron Weasley, Samwise Gamgee, and Bruce Banner are beta males who excel in supportive roles.
Delta males often go unnoticed in social settings. They are neither dominant nor submissive and are fairly average in social interactions. Their adaptability makes them reliable, but they rarely lead.
An individual who follows instructions well but isn't a natural leader represents a Delta male. Harry Potter, Marty McFly, and Frodo Baggins are Delta males who reluctantly take on leadership roles when needed.
Gamma males are contrarians, often rejecting or challenging social norms. Their independent thinking sometimes makes them outsiders. A rebellious artist who struggles socially but is intelligent in other ways encapsulates this type.
Tony Stark, Jack Sparrow, and Han Solo are gamma males who challenge social expectations. They are highly independent, intelligent, and a bit rebellious, making them stand out.
Omega males are at the bottom of the social hierarchy and often lack social skills. They are typically introverted and may not lack self-confidence but are generally unpopular. They are often focused on specific interests, like a nerd who prefers solitude in his hobbies.
Peter Parker, Newt Scamander, and Walter Mitty are Omega males who may struggle with social interactions but are capable of extraordinary things when focused on their passions.
Sigma males reject traditional social hierarchies and value their independence and self-reliance. They share charismatic traits with Alphas but operate outside conventional norms. A lone wolf who doesn't seek validation from others embodies this archetype.
Bruce Wayne, James Bond, and John Wick are Sigma males who operate outside traditional hierarchies. They are charismatic, self-reliant, and work alone, unfettered by societal expectations.
(He then goes on to plug several books about how to attract women.)
So... horoscopes for the socially maladjusted
Nope, right wing bullshit repackaged to be attractive to young men, who want sex. Basically the idea is to naturalize hierachy in male groups, while at the same time isolating them socialy. When you try to dominate others, they usually do not like that and lets be clear most guys want to be the dominant kind in that kind of system. The funny part being that women also usually do not like it. There is a reason half the influencers in these sort of communities end up having to pay for women or just rape.
Bruce banner is not a gamma male? This is bullshit.
To be fair names and descriptions don't have any relations or correlation so you may as well shuffle them as you like anyway.
The joke is that Bruce banner became the hulk trough gamma radiation.
I understand, I am saying you can still call him Gamma male. Just swap the descriptions.
Well, I would have expected Bruce Banner of all people to be a Gamma male...
Thanks. I'm no longer morbidly curious; just morbid.
I recommend he takes those books about attracting women, and beats himself over the head with them until he stops talking nonsense. Curious there's no examples of actual real humans.
I suspect the book is about as hard and thick as his dick, so he'll be beating his head until he dies of old age
I find those terms acceptable.
Beta males are less dominant and more agreeable and cooperative. They play a passive role in social hierarchies and crave forming relationships. A supportive colleague who willingly takes on a secondary role is a typical beta male.
Omega males are at the bottom of the social hierarchy and often lack social skills.
So they even changed the definition of betas. While the "originial culture" was a toxic cesspool, this repackaged corporate knockoff has no fucking clue about the origins of this shit.
Take the normies off the fucking internet.
Hogwarts houses for incels basically.
Indeed. It's Myers-Briggs but with movie character comparisons.
See, I was surprised at how positive it sounded until that last bit.
Fuckin yikes. It's astrology for a new breed of dumbass.
Lol they can't even come up with real life examples and have to resort to movie characters.
Such an Omega thing to compare oneself to comic book and fantasy characters.
I'm a ligma male
Just make sure you get consent first.
Sonetimes I click on the wrong video on youtube and get a) this kind of crap b) how to attract women videos for 1 week and I have to select every fucking one of them and say I'm not interested in that crap. Somehow youtube forgets all that if I click a "psychology" video again...
So thank you for spelling it all out, I was a little bit curious about that suck-my -dick personality (Sigma) but I wouldn't go down doing that dirty work.
If someone tells you they're a sigma male it's because they want to be an alpha but they're not popular and people don't follow them, so they say it's because they're unconventional rather than because their ideology is toxic and no one wants to hear it any more.
I don't want to defend this astrology for incels BS. But I will say that the descriptions seem surprisingly positive. Usually when I hear people spouting this crap it's more along the lines of "If you aren't an Alpha, you are a Beta cuck little bitch" or similar.
Thank you for this thoughtful guide, you've actually somehow made me far more sympathetic to this arbitrary way of categorizing people.
Can I be an omega female
All the examples are fictional characters
Astrology for people who know how to get ahold of rohypnol.
So Alpha males is the idea scammers sell to kids. Betas are non cunts who incels look down upon. Sigma males are people who buy into this shit but have no friends.
Wtf are Delta, Gamma and Omega males?
Edit: AND WHY THE FUCK ISNT BETA FOLLOWED BY GAMMA BUT BY DELTA!?
Sigma male always sounded to me like autist/adhd tbh
Alpha are attention seeking narcissists.
I've always interpreted it as cope. "I keep acting alpha but don't have anyone following me" "well that just makes you sigma, here read my book about why thats even better"
What are sigmas? I had the impression they were like so omega they actually became cool somehow, at least in their own minds? I mostly associate them with the Literally Me types that just don't understand how the world works, worship grifters, and have and likely would honestly really rather kill women than get laid.
a fiercely independent, self-reliant man who lives outside traditional social hierarchies. Often idealized as a "lone wolf," a sigma operates quietly without seeking social validation, functioning as a counterpart to the traditional, assertive "alpha"
Married with 2 daughters here, feminist, vegan, anarchist and I threaten the traditional macho loud alpha type because I don’t see the hierarchy or participate in it which starves them of validation or something which unfortunately makes them focus on me more. Idk I’m just in my own wee world (AuADHD) and think it’s all dumb, but not afraid to tell anyone they’re being daft or give them a slap if needed.
Plenty of pals. Had 12 groomsmen, I guess doing things like being the only person to jump in when one of my pals got attacked offsets the aloofness/weirdness. (Everyone else just sat and watched while I fought off 2 guys at once)
Gamma males are males that turn into a big green rage monster when they get angry
I dunno, they all look pretty angry already
That actually is what Bruce Banner looked like when I was reading Marvel.
Because clearly the graphic was made by someone intelligent (/s).
And afaik omega used to be last
Are you criticizing this on them not knowing the Greek alphabet?
Should not be a huge surprise
They are ordered by English spelling
Alpha being LinkedInLunatics and jocks being betas says A LOT about the type of guys who'd buy into this chart. Oh and Delta looks the most working class, which again, says a lot about who made this chart. Gamma is either the rocker types or maybe just implies effiminate liberal men? Either way, the men actually likely to get laid without paying for it. Omega is supposed to be a nerd, which is not what the typical incel actually is. Sigma is.....hipsters? James Dean or Fonzie? The AI that likely made this seems as unsure about the classification system as I am. And yes, the order being wrong aggravates me too.
This feels like a specifically middle aged cope of the original cope (which definitely had jock Chad alphas and breadwinner beta cucks)
Seriously? Not a single Brave New world reference??!!??
Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse.”
I guess the people who identify themself as "<insert Greek letter here> male" don't bother about books much.
That's so omicron.
What kind of kid picks out grey or khaki clothes?
This list is a total scam, Where are my favorite type of guys? Where is the mellow punk? where is the just a little guy? WHERE IS THE WEIRD UNKLE?! Where is the Gen ex doomer with nice sense of humor?! Where is the closeted Christian who is really kinky in bed?!
Wow, hit me right in the gen-x doomer with a nice sense of humor.
Nice shot.
Is the weird uncle the kind that has the odd, yet cool hobbies. Like how people sorta don’t understand having a homebrewing hobby, but will readily accept free homemade beer? That guy?
Cause I don’t see me in there either
He's either Uncle Buck or the guy who ruins Thanksgiving/Christmas dinners but still gets to come every year. I definitely missed out on the odd, yet cool hobbied uncle. I think the Ruin Holiday uncle might have been him if not for Nam.
Pick greek letters and assign them to those guys! This is clearly collaborative world building. Im sure they'll appreciate this.
🤣 this reads like Cosmo for men. I love that for them!
We truly are approaching equality among the sexes!
Well obviously I’m the Samantha Male.
David Tennant is a sigma male?
Crowley is a sigma male.
I'm pretty sure you could do the whole image with various David Tennants, or for bonus points with all Doctors.
they saw all the fun words that queer people have and got jealous
if you're none of these you might be φ-male
This needs far more upvotes than it has. Maybe people aren't familiar with the correct pronunciation of that letter?
Thanks! I think the correct pronunciation might technically be /ˈfaɪ/ (FYE), but I've heard it pronounced /ˈfi/ (FEE) often enough, I'm not sure.
According to Wikipedia, modern pronunciation agrees with us ("FEE"), but apparently ancient Greeks would have pronounced it "FEY" (or "FEY-EE", I can't quite tell to what degree epsilon-iota was a diphthong).
when I see epsilon-iotas on campus, they tend to be diphthongs.
Nice
Phi Φ Males are slang for Males who get graded F on manliness (Phi is pronounced with the similar phonetic as F and not P) and therefor more similar to a Female (haha Phemale).
You know, the more I think about it, the more I think these manosphere "men" should be put in daycare. They're clearly not mentally old enough to be adults, so maybe making "dude daycares" for them wouldn't be the worst thing on the planet.
I have a theory that there's a growing market for third space gaming lounges. All those empty office spaces could be converted to row couches and TVs with Gamecubes.
The market was never large or mainstream enough before when gamers were just nerds. Now? I think there's a calling for a public living room.
People no longer want to leave their homes to game, hence the death of most arcades
Walmart still has arcades. Mostly claw machines, and you know how the man-o-verse loves claw machines with fluffy things!!!
Interestingly, there's a small arcade chain that's pretty popular around my area. They specialize in retro games and have a wide selection, and from what I've seen they get pretty packed on weekends with people of all ages. They have stations of classic consoles (great if you want to play with a group), along with traditional arcade games and pinball. They do tournaments, birthday parties, and other events as well.
Not that it denies the trend, but it shows that there's definitely some interest out there for a gaming/"public living room" kind of place.
With proper male role models in charge, ones with cool confidence who don't react to misogynist/racist/transphobic/etc jokes. Who express empathy toward others, and who can instruct these guys on communication and problem solving tools. Not to "get chicks," but to empower themselves for their own sake.
Basically, it has to be run by men who can show them what being a man actually requires.
That's why they all consider themselves to be alphas. Because they aren't functional or stable enough to be release candidates.
Why did they flip Gamma and Delta?
Good catch. Though, I'm not surprised that anyone memeing for the manosphere doesn't know the Greek alphabet.
All they really know is that "Beta" comes after "Alpha." And maybe that Pi is in there somewhere.
ETA: Upon further scrutiny, they also put Omega before Sigma, even though there's the phrase, alpha to omega.
Sigma is at the end because it's too much of a cool loner to conform to alphabetic ordering (unironically)
Oh wow, they sure did. I didn't even notice it.
Because D comes before G, duuuuh
Wait, so it’s like Power Rangers?
Also, why is Gamma after Delta?
Also Omega is the last latter of the Alphabet not Sigma
Because it's A, B, c, D, e, f, G, duh.
/S
Elon Musk took one look at Sigma Male and went "Yes, I am going to model my entire aesthetic after that guy" and ended up looking like the biggest dork in the universe.
Maybe the omegas could form a group. Maybe they could call it the omegaverse
God I want these chuds to continue to get flashbanged by Omegaverse/ABO content. Going to sleep happy tonight knowing a manosphere-bro is about to find an ABO mpreg fanfic about their favorite CEOs written by a single woman in her 30s and just implode at the idea of women writing that stuff. That and the fact that AI will flag terms like "alpha male" as 18+ 🤭
That's the world I want. Also I think that might actually be good for these guys. I think seeing some Kirk/Spock mpreg scanned from a paper zine written when by a horny woman their grandma was a young child may actually help these men.
Omegle
I don't see fat sack of shit anywhere, so this clearly isn't all men
You rang?
Where's the Ligma Male?
Out ligging some balls
They'd all look a lot better if they smiled more
They look like a reunion of Jordan Peterson's unfuckable family tree.
Or, like, had any other facial expression? They look like they are sitting on the toilet and are just, like, so totally over being constipated.
they’re all Doctor Who
That was my first thought too!
Literally astrology lmao
astrology except you pick your starsign to fit your personality instead of the reverse, I guess
We have a term for this. It's called "making stuff up"
Omg That is so sigma-Aquarius of you
I've always been more of a "Regulus of Antimony" or "Rutile"
Haha was gonna make the same comment. This one can be called, Tribalogy.
I wonder what an Upsilon male is. The Wikipedia gives us more options than I'd expected.
I imagine a phi male is just a bit out of phase with other guys.
A theta male always figures out his angle of approach before beginning something.
A lambda male fails at predictable intervals.
A mu male is just a guy. It may be mean to say it but he's utterly average.
And of course the omega male gets pregnant but not like in a trans way.
Curious what people suspect the other types of males are like.
Pi males are a nonstop stream of irrational conspiracy theories
Tau males are gym bros (torque)
Delta Male thrusts exactly once, so hard he bottoms you out, and instantly has the biggest orgasm possible, then immediately rolls over and falls asleep.
Zeta Male is so mysterious that there is a $1,000,000 bounty on being able to predict his weak spots.
Nice lol
Can you explain the omega 🫃?
Oh cool! Now men have Cosmo quizzes, too!
This image looks like some shitty alternate universe version of Doctor Who regenerations.
I'm a Psi male because my car tires are always going flat
So not much Psi in your tires. (Psi is a pressure unit)
He sucks the Psi out of his tires to elevate his own.
This guy gets it
sigma ball lmao
Does anyone read into this bollocks?
May as well measure my head.
May as well measure my head.
You joke, but they literally talk about measuring certain parts of people's faces and have weird terms for certain jaw types/sizes and shit.
It's real fucking weird.
It's just a listicle for the alt right male. No different than the witch Disney princess are you, or the Myers Briggs crap.
At this point I would be unsurprised if it was all LLMs just pumping them out.
Somebody had to come up with the image themselves. It is too clean and consistent to be ai generated. Headline could be ai, but these sorts of headlines existed before ai, too, and are not hard to vomit out by a human. The article (if there even is one) is prob AI.
15M views
Remember that four letter thing that was who you were? Like I for intelligence etc. This kind of crap have always existed, like horoscopes!
MBTI
It's honestly more rooted in psychology than any of this crap is. It's easy to tell whether you lean introverted or extroverted. This crap is just Neo-Nazi eugenics
Which one of these are the ones that can get pregnant again?
All of them, if you try hard enough
All of them if you try hard enough.
Omeg- uh, I have no idea what you mean. Probably all of them if you try hard enough.
It must suck being so insecure.
They'll learn some new Greek letters soon, and been there'll be more.
Will they tho
Omega Male: The Final One
Forget alphas, omega males are the end boss
I'm just looking at different Doctor Who characters aren't I.
THE OMEGA MALE!!!!! FINALLY, MPREG HAS BEEN CANONIZED!!!! HE LOOKS SO BREEDABLE!!!!
Looks like all you have to do to be an alpha is grow facial hair and wear a suit.
The Myth of the Alpha Male by Pop Culture Detective 31 minutes and 37 seconds https://youtu.be/kpvpadX5mwM
I honestly feel the need to push back on this. Because the criticism of people talking about "alpha males" is so old and boring and worn out that it is now irritating to me, and gives off "well, actually" energy.
Let's talk about hierarchies in human society. Sure, maybe the terminology originally came from flawed wolf research, but also, ketchup used to be made with mushrooms. The origin of a word doesn't imply it means the same thing now.
So if manosphere bro says "bro, you gotta be more alpha if you wanna get girls" - what does he mean, and does what he means have useful value?
What does he mean? Well, "being alpha" could largely be defined as simply having confidence and being a leader. If manosphere bro says "that guy is so alpha", what he means is "that guy has traits that I admire, such as physical strength, confidence, charisma, useful skills, wealth, or followers/admirers/acolytes".
Now, does bro's advice parse? Does a "more alpha" man get more girls? Well... probably. Search your heart, you know it to be true - the jacked rich guy who owns his own company, who spends his days making important decisions and issuing instructions to his employees, and who is always the center of attention among his friends or at parties... That guy is going to get more interest from women than the out of shape shy guy who works a boring office job where he has no real autonomy. Who is the love interest in romance novels? Powerful billionaires. Stoic cowboys. Brave knights. Charismatic rock stars. Even if there is no biological basis for these statistical preferences among women and they are all culturally ingrained - it doesn't matter, because bro lives in that culture.
Criticism about how "wolves aren't actually like that" is two steps behind the actual discussion of the people being criticized. What they are talking about is social archetypes that they can use to make sense of the world they live in so they can then make choices on how to act. Are these archetypes accurate, or at least practically useful? Probably a little - though I'd argue that reading more than a few sentences into this theory is setting you back more than it helps you due to the social stigma attached to the theory itself. But if your critique of a worldview doesn't actually engage with the worldview in any meaningful way, then it doesn't seem very likely to be very persuasive to those who hold it.
Dude, the manospere doesn't want to help you to be happy in a relationship with a woman any more than nicorette wants to help you permanently kick your nicotine habit or the Republican party wants rural white folk to be healthy and wealthy. If these people actually solved your problems, they'd lose their ability to control you.
I mean, first of all, I am quite far outside the manosphere. I like discussing it as in interesting topic of conversation, but I consume none of its content.
You bring up an interesting point, though. To what extent does a content producer actually need to solve the problems they are purporting to solve? I would argue that the general zeitgeist of the cultural landscape needs to at least have a few grains of truth. Sure, nicotine gums would prefer that you keep craving nicotine forever - but that doesn't mean that switching to gum and gradually reducing the dosage can't be an effective strategy for quitting smoking.
I find your neutrality unconvincing, I'm afraid.
Yes, there are a few grains of truth on the surface but there's the toxic and pervasive undercurrent of mistreatment of women and the insane lies like kindness and strength being opposites. But you knew all that, right, what with you finding it all so interesting but without consuming any of the content yourself.
The manosphere feeds on resentment. It wants more incels, not less.
Incorrect, I am Manul
Negative, I'm a meat popsicle.
Im just hungry male right now...
Ah, the Pi(e) personality
Some fucking buzzfeed-quizz ass dude astrology here.
Idk what those terms mean but it seems pretty gay to be comparing your boyfriends like that
I'm a xi-male
Six personalities of Modern Men?
That sounds less researched than like MBTI.
Why do all look so angry? Like shit, my ex made me angry too with all the blaming me for her affair and shit but like, these guys just look angry for no reason.
They look all so edgy.
IMO.
Wow, Charlie's Angels sure has changed. Where is Bosley?
alphas are shitty spy movie villains, betas are school jocks, deltas are average joes, gammas are Kurt Cobain, omegas are school nerds, sigmas are the 90s school troublemaker
They all look the same except the Harry Potter type.
But then you could get an infection.
I am an ηβπ male?
Mister fantatic, iceman, spiderman, havoc, harry potter and cyclops
It's just the same angry guy with 6 different styles.
Where's epsilon?
Idk wtf a "gamma male" is but at least they acknowledge men with long hair now.
Where's shrigma?
shrigma balls lmao gottem 😎
What a load of BS.
Where’s the RTM male or Gold Master male
Alpha male is the stereotype of MLM salesman
Mmh yes tell me more about those alpha, beta and omega males
But... But I don't own any of those outfits!
All men are miserable and some are Freddy Krueger.
I am a delta male. I have so many white shirts and so many white shirts that are to dirty to wear.
What happened to the Charlie Foxtrot and tango males?
I guess the long hair checks out, but I’d like some overalls too 😔
smegma male gang wya
Oh so it’s like Pokémon. Got it.
I think I'm omicron with a bit of aleph energy in there
None of those look like forest hermits, guess I'm the 7th type of male
The choices are rather limited, but it's fun to use Latin I guess. Makes you sound smart, like your classifications have some cutting edge meaning. I generally use ancient wonders of the world as in..."Are you a 'Gardens of Babylon?' ". In all cases, and every case, you contain parts of all.
It's Greek.
I guess it is for me! :)
I identify as a lazy male, very lazy vibes
All those bro influencers are easily Delta or below, why do they push this model where they’re the mid level nobodies?