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Palpable Nonsense!

11mon 26d ago by lemmy.world/u/Godric in lemmyshitpost

Gives succulent Chinese meal vibes

This Gentlemen, is Democracy manifest!

DONT TOUCH MY PENIS

This is the bloke that grabbed me on the penis

Ah,I see you know your Judo, sir!

I hope this takes off like a moth.

I miss lämp

Aaaaahhhhhhhhh, the shrimpfriedricewasalwaysknown for its excellence

We fry no rice before it’s time.

Experts will tell you they drink Paul Masson Pinot Chardonnay because of its full varietal aroma, brilliant color and long pleasant finish. What they mean is...it tastes good. Paul Masson will sell no wine before its time.

MWAAAAH the French!

Reminds me of Matt Berry as Lazlo in What we do in the Shadows.

What are we going to do tonight, Brain?!

It is worth hearing him say this, if you haven't.

Quite right. It's human fried rice with shrimp.

A human? Am I to accept, as God's own truth, that the land's very own abominable and chittering roach, was the one who took wok into hand and fried this rice?

All right, fine. It's wok fried rice... No, wait, I see where this is going.

Welcome, Megatron.

hear me out

Nope, you're just eating that muddy roach...