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2021-07-23

10mon 9d ago by discuss.online/u/m_f in cyanideandhappiness@discuss.online from discuss.online

And why do my knees hurt ALL THE FUCKING TIME?

Why does it hurt when I have slept in a slightly wrong position?

Funny, but you can be fit with 40 years old.

Sure, just look at the dad!

Should have put reading glasses on him. 40 is when it strikes!

Yeah... I just got some. 43. Also how dare you

Told my eye doctor I couldn't read any longer, even with glasses or contacts. He threw some fine print in front of me with a fat magnifying glass.

"How about now?"

"Yeah! I can read that!"

"How old are you?"

"42."

"Yep, thought so."

"Thought what?!"