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He's got like 30 grindr smurf accounts for those national conventions he loves so much.

9mon 21d ago by lemmy.world/u/Manifish_Destiny in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

She turned me into a Newt!

He didn't get better though.

Probably worse

Newt is short for Newthan

I heard Newt was a three time philandering homophobic misogynist. I didn't hear he was also on the down low as well.

His dying wife wasn't going to cheat on herself

Well his second wife was cheating on his first marriage and his third wife was cheating on his second marriage. That is just a matter of inconvenient timing.

am i missing a joke here what's wrong with newt gingrich's name

Imagine carrying a baby for 40 weeks and then calling it Newt.

But with the creative spelling

it's rare, but not unheard of at all either. it's short for "Newton". am i just too old or something you little no-good younglings- /j

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newt_(name)

Newton Scamander?

Well there happens to be this massive shithead named Newt Gingrich, kinda ruined the name

Even way back the fugees sang about Newt

She hated him as much as we all do