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Just to prove, that people will argue about anything: This is a stick.

9mon 13d ago by piefed.zip/u/Kierunkowy74 in stick@sh.itjust.works from piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com

Plus, if it fell off the tree it would be a twig at best.

Did you just attack its girth and imply it's too skinny? 😡

A twig? Are you daft man? It's obviously a stick! LOOK at it!

Twig. NEXT!

Ceci n'est pas un stick.

Came here to say just that, yes.

Excuse me, but it is TOTALLY WRONG to put a comma after the word "prove."

I disagree. I would classify this as more of a branch than a stick.

Nope. Twig.

Yeah unless the sides are cleaned up this is a branch.

I concur

No, that is clearly a JPEG.

More of a GIF, though isn't it?

That's JIF, thank you very much.

I'm sorry, but that is actually a $150 table centerpiece from Pier 1 Imports. It adds a touch of natural feeling to your home decor.

This is a twig. Are twigs sticks? 🤔

Apparently not. Twigs are still attached to the tree and are also flexible. Sticks are detached and dry, so they are not flexible.

That means if a branch or twig falls off the tree, it isn't immediately a stick! It has to dry out a bit, and then it's a stick! God damn. We really have words to differentiate anything and everything. 😮

Actually, by virtue of it not being attached to the tree anymore after it has fallen, it no longer is a twig even if it hasn’t fully dried up yet. So until it has fully dried, it’s in a state where it’s both twig and stick. A twick if you will.

Ceci n’est pas une stick.

The picture needs a banana for scale.

More of a twig, really.

can you mark it nsfw please?

I also see a vulva

A Rorschach stick

sticky situation to be in when demanding conflict. best not to stick your nose into this sorta thing.

Too thin to be called a stick, it's a fucking stupid branch. DOWNVOTED!

It's a branch because it's not a single strand.

Well now, to the untrained eye it might appear to be an ordinary stick, but there are several factors one must consider.

I love your stick :)

Oh my

FALSE. This is a branch IF YOU CANt SEE THAT YOU A FUDGING MAROON

That's a good stick.

Hell ya, that stick rules.

That is a wand of lightning.

I'm not going to argue with you.

It's a limb, it has multiple branches.

If contains many sticks.

Clearly a marshmallow roasting tool

That is not better than bacon

Beautiful! Thanks for sharing.

Are you kidding me? This is nazi propaganda and you’re calling it beautiful? Get a fucking grip asshole

It's long, brown, and sticky

Nuh uh, that's a tree.

I wouldn't it's a stick. It is sticky however. And brown.

It's a cylinder.

How antagonizing.

Um.. Actually everyone's wrong, it's a Tree.

That's a sex toy.

Anything can be a sex toy if you have imagination

I can see the rainbow!

Looks more like a sapling than a stick.

That's a bundle of sticks.