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9mon 11d ago by mander.xyz/u/Dav09 in historymemes from mander.xyz

Just a reminder that the comm has moved to historymemes@piefed.social

2 looks like they're having a really, really bad day.

They're freebleeding

3

7 all the way. Riding my trusty steed to face the day! Slowly.

With a bare ass grinding the shell (non-sexual).

I'm reading this whilst taking a shit, so... 2 I guess?

2, stage 4 hemmy showed up. Time to get a doctor to put a new hole in my ass.

Good luck with the hemmie homie

riding my slug.

holding my lance.

moisturized. vibin.

That's a snail, not a slug, but the source material probably said "Schnecke" so you still get full points

7 is goal but I'm just a 3

Def #4

idk im fucking dying

That would be 3

ok, but not balding

You are balding inside

true

Wishing I was an 8, while in reality being just a 4.

In

Many

Ways

Straight up 8 baby

1 -

"Waddaya mean I got no pants?"