TIL Vatican City has a national football team
9mon 5d ago by jlai.lu/u/SomethingBurger in til from en.m.wikipedia.org
It was my understanding they enjoy playing with balls.
Call me when they get a baseball team. I wanna see the St. Louis Cardinals square off against the Actual Cardinals.
Sounds boring as shit.
Wait until you see jesús christo at 3rd turn a 3-2-1 grounder.
And women's team also
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican_City_women%27s_national_football_team
It's just Touch Football.
Who are they playing against? The world's best kept secret alter boys?!
They use alter boys recreationally, not for business
I bet those dirty bastards use god cheat codes in games
Do they wear cassocks to avoid getting nutmegged?
Their official name is "The child raping nazi catholic FC".