OK what is your Roman name?
8mon 24d ago by lemmy.world/u/Mickey7 in lemmyshitpost
Yourmomius
Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!
Sounds meaty
And moist too.
More commonly known as Pussius
Cuntius Assius
Vaginius
"He has a wife, you know... Do you know what she's called?"
Not Virginius
Half an hour and no upvotes on this great comment? What has this world come to when people aren't upvoting Life of Brian gifs?
And I thought I had to post this.... Thank you
I wish my wife was named Biggus Dickius. For many reasons….
Aaah! That's where Biggus Dickus is coming from!
M&Mius Withius Peanutius
My would be Pussyius
Only if you ate an actual cat.
saladius
Sweat Greens employee at the register:
“What can I get for you?”
Me and the boys:
“Salad us.”
Starburstius sounds a bit wild
Lasagnius
Butterchickenius
fun fact - i do have a roman name irl :)
Butter chicken is delicious, you have good taste in food.
Guess what I cooked today? Butter chickpea. :)
Please share the recipe
Here you go: https://lemmy.world/post/36538209
Awesome, thank you
Murgh Makhanius
tylenolius
My son is autismus
Bagelius almost sounds like a real Roman name.
Nigirius 🍣. That's not problematic at all.
Hey same. But I would go with sushius.
Goatius
Cunalingusius
that would be Cuntius
Vaginaius
Coochius
Pussyius
Dicckius Biggus I guess
Burgerius sounds pretty believable
Are you my brother?
I am Crispy Chicken Burgerius!
Vegetarian Toast Hawai ius
Edit: It's kind of funny because my real name is Kornelius
Alcoholius
I thought he was a lesser deity.
Pizzaius
Porkius :(
Even worse was mine was actually pork belly :(
Fitting for Mr Dr Oink
😞 i know.
But at least you got pork belly! That's delicious.
It really was. If i recall it was smoked for 4 hours and came with this lovely korean style ketchup.
Very nice. That sounds awesome. Love a good smoked meat.
Zaxbysius
Bonelessius barbequeum Wingius
pierogius
Tacobellius
MC chicken nuggius
Anius
Pizzaius
No, I AM PIZZAIUS!
Gummi bearius
ramenius
Fingerius. So sexy.
Stop eating corpses
Pesto Genovesius
General Tsoisius
Croissantius
It's got a nice ring to it
Breadius
In Latin that would be Panisius.
That's what i feel every day, not what i eat ;)
Tidepodius
Scrolling the comments looking for Assius...
Cheese Center Oscar Meyer Hot Dogius
Spätzlnius, I'm not sure this works 🫤
I got Seel(e)ius
You've lost me what's that?
https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seele_(Geb%C3%A4ck)Answered to you because of the Spätzle
Sorry my partner is Austrian so my knowledge of dishes is limited. Totes gonna give this one a crack though..!
https://www.rezeptschachtel.de/seelen_rezept.htmlthis is the recipe I use, I just make them longer.
Why does this look and sound like a hush puppy?
Ginger biscuitius
Cheddar Cheeseius.
Porridgius Maximus
Quesadillius
Strudelius
Instant Noodlius also coincidentally my male stripper name
Garlicus Breadius
Tis I, your cousin, Cheesius Pizzius!
pizzaus my old friend! Salve!
I’m Poptartius and so is my wife!
Pfefferbrezlius
I am poutinius, this is my wife nutellius
Ramenius
Peanutius
pizzaius
Bratius, I dig it
Assius
Pringlius. Actually, the Aldi knockoff brand that tastes so much better.
Falafel gyroius just sounds silly
Spaghettius
Pastanius
Croissantius 🥐
Candius (candy ass?)
Chickennuggetius
Kitkatius
Bananius
Donutius
Popcornius
Blacklicoricetwistsius
Frikandel Specialius
frixum equus
Muffinius, nice ring to it.
SourCherryCokeBottleius
wait.. there is sour cherry coke??
Lol I wish. These were gummies.
ah that makes more sense
Poutinius
Congyoubingius
Hummusius
Tofuius. Kinda hard to put together.
Twatius
stewius
Curryius
spitius
Sea Salt & Caramel Ice Creamius
Kimchiius...
gummy bearius
Blizzardius
Codius, I like.
Bacontomatosandwhichius
Gummy Cokeius
Panius Cakius
Nutellius
Mandarinius.
Clitius
Chicken Sandwichius
Hey I'm a ham sandwichius! Nice to meet you.
Hey!!! Long lost cousin! So good to finally meet you!
Airheadsius
Picklius
I am somewhat surprised that Jizzious hasn't arrived.............
“Pizzaius”, I dunno, doesn’t really strike fear.
BK Chicken Friesius
Poptartius
Porkius potatus
ham sandwichius
Pepperonius
Little Caesar's Crazy Puffius
Jelloius
Biscoffius kinda rolls off the tounge
Pineapple Soft Servius
Garlic Breadious
虾饺ius
???
Burritious Beefii.
Redus Applius
Argetius, hmmm... Argeticus sounds better.
Lappskausius
Good morning, I'm Cerealius.
Stuffed Jalapeñoius
CheeseCurdius
Germanicus
You ate a German?
Let's not kink shame...
Armin Meiwes entered the chat
Laysius
Snickersicecreamius
Quesadillus.
Fruit cake with cheeseius - don't really work.
Krowkyius
Lentilius
Breadstickius
Sausage sandwich with cheese and hp sauce... ius
Chick peaius
Behold Piecius of Shitsfore Breakfast
Burgerius Beerius. Nice!
Entrecotius
Steel Cut Oatius
Chiliius
Sweetpeacius
Wait, you're not meant to eat sweet peas, you'll get lathyrism
Chicken and vegetable soupius
Semmelius
Potpieius just sounds stupid ☹️
Black Licoricius
Flanius
Spanikopitaius
I'll take it
Drumstickius Icecreamius
Gnocchius is spectacular
Tortellinius Shrimpius
Does anybody else feel like a little… giggle when I mention my name?
Tortilliniius
Altoidius.
Gummyius. If not this, then I'll take Sausageius.
Hamburgerius
Malus domesticus
Proteinius Barius
Not sure if that's a name for an expert in Roman common law , or an alchemist.
Romanius
saladius seems nice
Fulius, which kind of actually works.
Burritus of beefitus
Potatoes with mushrooms, brussel sprouts and tofu in a creme sauceius.
Ribius (for your pleasure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
떡볶이us (or 떡볶이ius I guess?)
no complaints actually it sounds kind of cool
Pizzatoastius
Tortaius
Mexican food!
I was just chewing on a Pen.
Penius... but it was a Bic pen and my name is Dick so, my friends call me Bicius Dickius.
"Varenicus"?, i like it!
Chilius rellenus
Hummusius
Edit typo
Pastorius! Actually not bad
Katsudonius.
Nuggetius
Yesterday it was grilled porkus steakious. By the end of the day I'm changing it to Homio Smokus Baconius. Just as soon as I get those pork bellies out of the smoker. Then I just need to get those 3 pork loins brined and smoked next weekend.
Turronius.
I could have had it worse. Imagine the baconiuses and the asparagius in the room.
Thai ricius
Nanaimo barius
Good job Canadians, they are nice.
Hamius
Pieus Chipius
Cheesius
Ice creamius
Porkus Chopius
Soupius
Doritoius
Beansoupius
No! I am BEANSOUPIUS!
Milkius Curdius Proteinius Powderius
Vegetarianius Mortadellius Toastius
Peanut butter cupius
Nutella Toastius the Younger
Aquarius ?! Why do I get a pokemon name??
Heladoius (as it was in Spain) or Ice-creamius
Minius Cucumberius.
Pomegranatius
Brinjal Bhajiius
Brussels Cabbagius.
Marmaladius
Crackerius
Cheeseburger ius
Chilius Crispius Hummusius
Sausigius Linkius!
Twixius
Oatius peanutius bananaius
Cassouletius
Burritoius
Pancakius. Or Eggsius.
Butterius Noodlius
Omeletius
Phaseolus
Hummusius Andius Breadius
Breadius
Sandwichius
Cacciatorius entering the chat
Stuffed French Toastius
Assius
Grapius
Call me Malusius.
Sajoerius, that actually has a fun ring to it
Pumpkin Soupius
Chile Verdius (cum cervino).
Lo-meinius, actually goes pretty hard
Popcornius
Pretzelius
Palawius
Gastrinius
Steakius
Shortbreadius
My name shall be Oatmealus Cookieus
Name of the food La polisenius? Or type pizzaius? Hahah
Vlammetjeius
Cookius
Cheesecakius ballius
Easy Macius
Pozoleius
Polloius
Skor Barius
Twizzlerius
Riceius
Mochaius... no wait... I should be able to conjugate this correctly...
Um... Mochallus?
Sauarcrimius
Belvitaius
Reubenius
Hummus Toastius
Nachosius.
Eggsandbaconius
pieious
Wontonius sounds pretty roman
Chocolatius
Beerius Maximus
Pongalius
Meal Squares -ius
Which reminds me, I'm running out and need to unpause my subscription ASAP