Logical
8mon 13d ago by lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/Stamets in Risa@lemmy.dbzer0.com from lemmy.dbzer0.com
It's not Nov 1 yet! Why are we on Christmas memes so early :'(
It's still spook season!
This incident will be reported to the Dept of Temporal Investigations
Because you posted a fucking meme about me a week ago and didn't inform me. Now you must suffer.
NOOO I'm sorry 🥺 anything but this!
s u f f e r
November 1 is still WAY TOO SOON for any fucking christmas shit
Don't fight it. Embrace it. Make Easter posts. In December, start complaining about how hot the summer is. By February you could be wishing people a happy 2027.
Embrace temporal accelerationism.
QED... Q....
SANTA = Q CONTINUUM CONFIRMED!