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Sounds about right.

7mon 23d ago by piefed.blahaj.zone/u/Maven in lowqualityfacts@lemmy.zip from lemmy.zip

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Alt Text: Charlton Heston was not allowed to be an organ donor because his body legally belonged to the NRA.

But they gladly took his piano.

Ba-dum-tish!

Huh, he's dead?

He died in 2008

Oh damn. Now we'll never get a new Dirty Harry movie.

You can take his organs from his cold, dead hands.