Favourite Professor line?
7mon 23d ago by lemmy.world/u/Trex202 in futurama
That is by a wide margin the one I quote the most, just after it is "Oh my no."
FARNSWORTH:
Dear Lord, that's over 150 atmospheres of pressure.
FRY: How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
FARNSWORTH: Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
Edit: Sorry I'm not sure why my comment was added as a reply to the parent comment.
between zero and one.
between one and zero
Everyone’s always in favor of saving Hitler’s brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark. Ohhh, suddenly you’ve gone too far.
We call the top roost of our cat castle The Angry Dome. She only gets up there when she is bonkers with the zoomies.
I really like the little detail that in the shot after, the planet express ship is leaving and the professor can be seen walking around in a dome flayling his arms and looking angry.
You changed the outcome by observing it!
No fair!
Came here to find this one haha
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Not sure whether this is my favorite but it sure is the one I most relate to lately.
I have this one on my digital picture frame at work.
Well, I am already in my pajamas
Futurama sleepers unite.
this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement, afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left
I quote "Tell them I hate them" all the time, especially at work when someone does something unexpected that forces me to fix it.
From Fry and the Slurm Factory
"And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire."
"To shreds you say? How's his wife holding up? To shreds you say?"
"I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!"
Splat
"This is the perfect chance for Fry to try out my new anti-pressure pills"
"I can't swallow that!"
"Well then 'Good News!' It's a suppository!"
Ohh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandfather"! Let's just steal the damn dish and get out of here! Screw history!
Professor has some classic lines:
Professor! Lava! Hot!
Good news! It's a suppository.
Oh, don't worry, Fry. I too once spent a nightmare-ish time in a robot asylum. But now it's nearly over. So long.
Farnsworth: "Remember to take your anti-pressure pills everyone!"
Fry: "I can't swallow this!"
Farnsworth: "Good news! It's a suppository!"
What's the matter compressor?
Nothing's the matter, now that I fixed the matter compressor.
This might be my most favorite joke in all of TV in the history of the universe.
It pops up in my head randomly like once a month and it always makes me chuckle.
Good News, Everyone!
...it's a suppository.
The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges.
I can wire anything directly into anything; I'm the professor!
Fifty-three years old? Oh... now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultraporn!
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
So that's what things would be like if I'd invented the fing longer. A man can dream though. A man can dream.
Wernstrom!
Newman!
Professor Farnsworth: You can't just waltz into the Central Bureaucracy. It's a tangled web of red tape and regulations. I've never been, but a friend of mine went completely mad trying to find the washroom there.
Leela: Then we'll need a guide, someone who's been there before.
Professor Farnsworth: Oh, I've been there. Lots of times. [laughs maniacally]
Heather: Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.
Farnsworth: You sound just like my tennis instructor!
A man can dream.....
"I survived with only tribial bray dablage"
Here let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used.
You loved the silence from the professor?
Leela: “He’s been in there a long time. I’m going in after him!”
Farnsworth (exasperated pointing): “Professor. Lava. Hot!”
Whoa fire indeed hot
They say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood
Leela: Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?
Prof. Farnsworth: Why, of course! It's just a name! Like the Death Zone or the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror!
All of them.
Now I'm too young to rent UltraPorn.
Runner-up would be: "Now, now... perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything."
Very well. If cop a feel I must, then cop a feel I shall!
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome.
That and:
Leela: Depth at 45 hundred feet, 48 hundred, 50 hundred! 5000 feet!
Farnsworth: Dear Lord, that's over 150 atmospheres of pressure.
Fry: How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
Sweet Zombie Jesus
"Give me back my floppy face!"
Your mouth just wrote a Paypal request tranfser that your butt has insufficient funds to honor.
what was said right before that? XD
Professor: This cattle prod should help. Leela: How will that... Professor, zapping Leela with the prod: Get out there!
It's dolomite, baby!
I'm 40% dolomite!
Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt.
Goodbye, cruel world!
Goodbye, cruel lamp!
Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pompom curtain pull cords, cruel though they may be, I…
PAZUZU!!!
(Rumbling in the laboratory...) Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys do something! Satan, you owe me!
As soon as he appeals to Satan he is saved 😳 the next thing the Professor says is "Good news! I'm still technically alive, yes"
"Were all going to die"
Professor walks into conference room: "G N Eee"
I don't remember what episode, but first time i caught it, I rewatched it several times and laughed so hard it became part of my identity
This one?
Will have to go back and watch but I think so!
"Things only rhyme below ten to the minus five angstroms, you dope!"
"Shut up, Hawking. Fry, you idiot! You're a genius! Why are the laws of physics what they are? Instead of some other laws? To find out, we'd have to recreate the conditions before the Big Bang. It would take decades of work by thousands of scientists in a particle accelerator powered by dump trucks of flaming grant money."
you sound like my tennis instructor
He has spells?!
"I was going to eat that mummy."
Good news, everyone! I'm still technically alive!
He's teriyaki style
If you don’t stop fighting I’ll have you both neutered.
Defend the fire!
IT CAN DO OTHER THINGS! WHY SHOULDN'T IT?!
Aww I expected someone to have died
'Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes'
News, everyone.
Fuck you everyone!