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7mon 18d ago by lemmy.ca/u/KingPorkChop in LeopardsAteMyFace@lemmy.ca from lemmy.ca

This has to be fake. No MAGA idiot is ever this self-aware or coherent.

If people are making fake posts like this I am completely fine with it. It will only further influence the real magats to maybe see the light. Even if one voter is swayed the cost is worth it.

Yeah I see what you're saying, but it's only giving false hope like we don't need to try anymore because MAGA is finally realizing. They won't. They never will, which is why they are MAGA.

There were thousands of people on their deathbeds in the hospital, with their dying breaths, saying COVID wasn't real. These people are too far gone. It's over for them trying to participate in our society.

Or it will be one small piece of a larger problem that causes them to ignore anything that disagrees with their world view

The amount of bullshit being shared as truth has caused a lot of people to be much more willing to dismiss real facts as fake

I’m a straight white guy and I can personally say that trump did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under trump though. I feel respected - which I never do when non autocrats are involved.

Edit: Anyone downvoting the guy above maybe doesn't realize he's directly quoting a white republican wanna be politician who posted that on twitter .

Ty I wasn't sure if they were mocking browning or being the same kind of dishpit.

This is exactly what the MAGAs making fake AI videos of Black people selling SNAP benefits say.

Surprised so many around here caught on! Yeah, the X post is liberal fan faction. It would have been believable if it wasn't over the top in 4 ways.

Weird how libs ignore their culpability in this.

interpreted as

Fuck no. Hoping he dies in a funny humiliating way, I no longer vote. It's bullshit and I don't want to legitimize it.

a stretch

After j6 they're responsible in exactly the way every cop in the department is responsible for the obviously sex trafficking guy, even if they keep their rape more personal. They monopolize acceptable violence disempowering the rest of us, and instead if using it to stop the fucker use it to protect and insulate him from harm. Also all the legal/organizational/cultural/physical infrastructure they built for this shit. The dems fully built the fascism. All the other team did was paint some bitchin flames¹ on the side and catch the keys they were tossed.

Like imagine if Obama had given snowden a medal and declared the NSA 'over', or that their surveillance programs were over and they sent audit teams to suspect Pd's to cut their shit out. Instead of hunting him down til he got to Russia. Do you think any of this could be happening in that world? Or if he OR biden had curtailed, or just not expanded, ice? Do you think this could have moved as fast?

I love the assumption of 'he' by the way. Fucking libs.

¹cross shaped. Obviously.

Just say "I'm a tankie who didn't vote."

Easy enough.

What does that word mean when you say it?

Bud doing nothing makes you just as culpable. This isn't the defense you think it is and anybody who says "do nothing" isn't thinking that deeply or is lazy.

Thats a pretty telling attempt to change the subject, isn't it?

Fuck you people. Fuck your system of power. Fuck your state. I can cope with a few deranged Nazis, but I'm simply not willing to engage in the co-creation of reality with liberals after their past decade of absolutely inexcusably vile behavior. I understand voting for trump to own the libs, and in fact think it's the only excusable reason.

You fuckers really cannot comprehend how fucking awful your behavior was, or how much everyone on earth very justifiably hates you.

State doesn't need my name and fingerprints on a ballot anyway. If I'm gonna shift the window left, it's not gonna be with votes. Tried that. Just got the libs to... Well, look outside.

And the Tankie bleets again with moral righteousness and no action. The German tankies did the same thing before Hitler killed them.

No. I have literally never been outside.

Yeah but I didn't think you were asking in good faith so I said some equally silly bullshit to dismiss you.

Government is just one way of coordinating people at scale. This representative stuff where you can't directly represent your own interests has turned out pretty alienating too; maybe it could work without capitalism but IMO you'd have to start fresh on that.

I would recommend you try literally any of the less authoritarian ones. My fav is the open software model, but there are too many good options and most of them fit together, so I look forward to seeing your favorite in action!

Slight warning: society and a lot of common ideas is extremely fit to this shit over the past couple hundred years, so you'll have growing pains as everything you fix¹ breaks other shit,

¹still worth it imo

What the fuck did I say to imply that, officer?

This can't be real; spelling and punctuation is too good.

Also, self reflection and the ability to reassess, coupled with some humility.

No way this isn't satire.

Fuck outta here with this fake BS.

The account was deleted, but the posts are still on sotwe.com

https://www.sotwe.com/MAGAwomanKathy

Account was made recently and only tweeted for one day. It is a fake my dude

The right lies about everything from Jesus to Trump's diapers. Give the American lefties a little something. They can have fun.

Yeah being able to spell Metformin and liberal is an obvious tell.

So, in 2016 I read a couple opinion pieces about the rise of Trump, and how liberal/leftist elitism played a major part because the rank and file of the right felt as if we were looking down on them, and it made me really introspective. Were we being exclusionary? Should we focus more on kindness and understanding? It would be hard to ignore or push aside some of their hateful rhetoric to meet then where they are and help guide them out, but maybe that is what needs to happen.

In 2025? Fuck that, and fuck you. I'll still vote for your best interests, march with you, vote with you and not mock you or disown you for your past, but you have to swallow your pride and admit you were wrong first. If you can't do that, you deserve the Trump-dozer that will roll over you.

The democrats started the mantra of "take the high road". The only thing that did was piss off the right and they got worse. There is no reasoning with MAGA. They won't stop until their perceived enemies are suffering, even if that includes their own suffering along side them.

Kathy is suffering, but when her legs are gone she will still be eating Trumps asshole.

I am looking down on them, because they're stupid.

As Cipolla suggested, a stupid person is the most dangerous person in the world .. Why? you don't understand them and they'll act in ways that hurt you and themselves.

I have yet to read anything that explains it better:

How Half Of America Lost It's Fucking Mind

It's "Its," not "It's".

It's correct in the original

Not only am I pedantic, I love to fight my autocorrect.

Oh goddammit, I actually "fixed" that, original was correct.

Basically it's because "it" is a pronoun, so the possessive acts like his and hers.

Eeyore lost his tail

The gloomy plush donkey lost its tail

Oh, look, it's (it is) hanging by Owl's door!

😆 I am well aware. Somehow my brain farted and "corrected" the headline.

Sometimes my brains asks, "Whose tail? Eeyore's tail! Eeyore lost it's tail." Ugh. Still, asking who or what a thing belongs to is my main clue. :)

Yes, English is my first language. Yes, always excelled at it and other languages. Yes, growing old.

Old fart myself, completely understand. And you get 💯 ⭐ for good attitude.

Doesn't hurt to have others read this sort of exchange and learn. 👍🏻

I know I'm laughing.

A 3-month supply of Metformin costs under $7 without insurance. This isn't a real situation, at least not for the person who wrote this.

She needs society to come together and help cover the costs of her healthcare through some sort of social safety net?

Are there any words to describe that kinda thing?

Communityism

I have no clue where they landed at, but I guess it's Antifa right now. If you have no clue what words mean, it doesn't really matter, I guess.

We need a society educated in critical thinking. You could use some since you ate this idiot post. Hook, line and sinker.

But still the username ........

Yeah, they tried to hide the fact they were actually named "Karen."

This sounds so on the nose and stupid that it could be a troll post. But... I've heard people IRL tell me incredibly stupid things like this, so I can't actually be sure.

I'm happy to hear, Kathy is having the day she voted for.

And you believed it.

Lol a real trump supporter would blame obummer when they went blind and lost limbs total fake.

Thoughts and prayers.

Lady was already blind by voting that way. No sympathy. Enjoy hell.

Die off, that's fine with me.

Is it funny yet?

Actually for us folks not in America, it is. In a tragically dark way, of course, but funny nonetheless.

No bootstraps but I've got plenty of thoughts, all out of prayers though, well at least prayers that she'd want.

Are there violins made with bootstraps?

No, but the bow used to play it is - which is why it doubles as a punishment strap.

A hearty Jackusflackus can't tell this post is fake is in order.

Anyone in said emergency, look up the Four thieves vinegar collective. Kind of a last resort, but that's why they exist

I want attention

The account at least appears as a real link.

Not gonna click it though.

https://x.com/MAGAwomanKathy/status/1983236141240267225

The account seems to be gone now

i voted trump to own the libs

You did this libs. Be less rabidly shit and this won't happen.¹

¹also, dont help trump in the 2016 primary so youll 'have an easy win' treat the entire election like you're fucking entitled and then end democracy because you were too busy having brunch then blame everyone you should have spent your time pandering to but didnt because 'the other guy is worse'.

¹not building all the institutions of oppression suppressing the left and letting the wealthy funders of fascism run wild would also have been helpful. Please never do that again. I mean, I'm going to die in the camps³, so it won't be my problem for long, but fuck you. You did this. This is all your fault.

³maybe one of the ones built under biden or Obama, maybe one of the ones built during trump1 and not dismantled under biden, but who knows? Maybe I'll get one of the shiny new ones!

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