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Turkey or turd on fire?
7mon 7d ago by lemmy.world/u/ickplant in foodcrimes@midwest.social
Like Mr. Hanky with a Looney Tunes close out.
Whipped frosting maybe wasn’t the best choice for the turdkey.
Behold: The Fire Turd (what happens after forgetting that spicy food has a two-burn cycle)
Not to be confused for the Burning Bush (what happens when there may be an undiagnosed STI)
Turd on fire.
We need to know what all that sticker says...
"Make any day an ????". Can't quite make out that last bit
Same..
My money's on "Make any day an occasion"
Renaissance Saint Turd
🎶Just bloody shit, oh just a bloody shit, he was just a bloody shit.🎶
The only reason this is even a question is that there's no visible corn.
Turd.