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White House Declares All of Trump’s Orders to Military Are Legal

6mon 24d ago by lemmy.world/u/Jolly_Platypus in trump_watch from newrepublic.com

Nice try but thats not how that fucken works. I'm so fucken sick of these twelve year olds. I'm so sick of these systems and institutions. Fuck this entire place.

White house declares that it is rubber and you are glue.

White House declares Trump is a dictator.

Let's put it to a test. Instruct the Army to shoot up a school.

They didn't declare no takesies backsies though. Rookie mistake

"Well, when the president does it, that means that it is not illegal."

~Richard Nixon

And he went out on his own terms, and not a goddamn thing happened to him. He might have been right.

"Well, when the president does it, that means that it is not illegal."

~Mueller Report

Whitehouse declares that pi equals 3

Flashback to a room of generals watching Hegseth and Trump deliver a bizarre speech-cum-rally in absolute stony-faced silence.