What can you tell from this photo alone?
6mon 12d ago by blackneon.net/u/King in lemmyshitpost from i.redd.it
Jesus Christ
This is art, but for the lack of mention of the piss spot on the far right. My guess is that he gave up on all decorum or hope for the future and started pissing almost over the side of the balcony. Then as he leaned over to see his last attempt to create something meaningful splash on the pavement below he looked a bit too far. It was not a planned act of finality, yet in that moment of weightlessness his last, fleeting thought was, "Probably for the best..."
Yes but neither of you mentioned the piss spot on the balcony above. This is not our nameless hero's piss but the piss of his upstairs neighbor. He came out to his balcony and noticed a miraculous stream, sticking his head out too far to determine the source. His final thought was "What a beautiful day for rain"
Fair. I missed the anteceding piss headwater. It pains me to think our antihero died perhaps with a full bladder.
New copy-pasta arrives.
You ok, bro?
Lol, none of us are.
I heard that in Kim Katsuragi’s voice
"You seem to be following me"
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Let's rename him Bard_with_Superior_Deductive_Reasoning_Skills
Superiocre_bard
Also a Star Wars fan. The bottles on the right are the Millinium Falcon.
I knew this guy :/
a bunch of uke chords are 1 or 2 fingers, and due to the short finger board you can easily reach 6-8 frets in a single grip. It's easy to get into.
It's just not the same as it was, bro.
That made me think of Jethro Tull - Aqualung
if only someone stopped him from falling over...
Batman with a kitbashed symbiote Spider-Man head
Is that the Millennium Falcon?
Oh feck yeah I see it too...
Cockpit is on the wrong side, but I’m not sure I’d be able to tell after a bottle of Jäger either.
That I need to get my shit off my balcony and figure out who's the asshole taking pictures of my apartment without my consent.
Found'em
nope, just look at their username
Found 'em.
It’s not too cold there
Not with all that Jägermeister
They probably sit out there in shorts.
It’s very clear that we’re looking at the universe where Deadpool is a chair. Not many other people could drink that much hard liquor and survive, and the ukulele and Batman figurine track
Sadness.
- they like jagermeister above all else
- Their apartment is likely messy, (they're hoarding bottles instead of taking them to the recycling, implying not a hoarder but lack of motivation)
- They play music
- Their last play session didn't go very good, as the guitar is broken.
That was so deep
They also had to pee too badly to make it inside.
Tiny Batman is not taking the divorce well. At first he thought losing the tiny mansion and being forced to downsize from Twayne Manor (Tiny Wayne Manor) out in the burbs to this high-rise apartment would put him closer to the action downtown. A refreshing life change after all that’s happened.
However, his neighbors yell at each other all day long while he’s trying to sleep, and seem to have even more sensitive hearing than him during the nighttime quiet periods. He can’t rush out the door because every slam or even loud footfalls seems to trigger a call to building management. He’s even gotten calls about his scanner radio being too loud, no matter how softly he plays it.
Most nights he just sits on the balcony, quietly listening to the scanner and drinking. Anti-suicide netting makes it impossible to just glide down to street level with his bat wings and the elevator takes so long that by the time he gets to the Tiny Bat Mobile, most vics are dead and the perps are long gone. More and more, he just turns the radio off, drinks until he staggers over to his pee spot, and then stumbles over to fall asleep with his back against a stack of bottles - he knows they’ll keep him safe from the memories that are trying to sneak up on him.
Can’t even see the tiny bat signal from most angles, so he thinks nobody needs him
Liver failure.
Liver success! I'm so proud.
Drunken uke practice pad, skyrise balcony edition
HOW IS NOBODY MENTIONING THE PISS CORNER?!
Don't judge my piss corner.
Star Wars fan. Bottles on the right are the Millinium Falcon.
They don’t have a local recycling programme.
I like the lil batman puppet.
Who do you think drank all of that. Seems to be the only one on the deck from what I can see.
Lots of alcohol+broken guitar = wonderwall
You wouldn’t be saying that if you have seen the movie that was named after.
OK, I'll add it to my backlog, but only because it predates the song do there's no risk of hearing it again.
That I have yet to hit rock bottom. Bottoms up, peeps! slams back some Jägermeister
Pain
Covid lock down.
Batman figurine.
That Deadpool is trapped inside that gamer chair?
Neighbor hates them
What we are looking at here is the aftermath of a jaeger-based transportation ritual, successful by the looks of it.
Whoever did this, is not with us anymore. He belongs to the Hunt Masters now.
Also that figurine needs to stay exactly where it is or our traveler will not be able to return fully ensouled. This is old magic we’re looking at.
Somebody replaced Lutris with Bottles?
That chair wasn't originally part of the setup but was created by the summoning circle of Jägers on the floor.
That there is only a mattress a tv and a game console inside.
Batman shrinks when he drinks
Maybe it's like Toy Story. Batman figure just found out he's a toy, drank a bunch of Jäger, and then reverted to the dormant state because someone was looking.
Deadpool lives here.
That musicians get paid in some good alcohol
That he should get a more comfy chair.
:(
Died of alcoholism
But there's no corpse in that photo. We're only allowed to draw conclusions based on what we see in the photo, not on things we DON'T see 🤔
If he was alive he'd be in the photo drinking
Alcoholism.
I thought this was from Portal for a split-second.
Must be doing alright to be organising them so neatly like that.
misled dedication
Someone has a lot of time on their hands.
there a programmer
Jeez, I haven't drank that much in my entire life
I'm very sorry for the neighbours.
Are those bottles of jager in a circle?
Nah bro, that's like a 40-hedron
Lol.
Yes.
1.75l or 3 liter too.
Damn didn't know they made 3 liter bottles of jager.
I don't think you can get them in the States but yeah you can get them.
https://www.tiktok.com/@trans_africa_tours/video/7299478611336170757?lang=en
I don't know about the altar in front of the chair but drunk ukulele sounds like a lot of fun!
They need a new Guitar before the blues catch up and kill them, gotta get that shit out and there's no tool better than a fucked up 6 atring
A neuro-atypical with at least one problem.
This person has 100 forms of cancer
That I slept through the Rapture.
Again.
Jager contains a muscle relaxant, so that chair is likely covered in shit and piss. Depending on how much they drink at once, of course.
He broke the headstock off of his guitar! I would be drinking that much too if I did that to mine
Just your average life enjoyer
Would be me if I could afford booze
Buddhist drunks