How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number
6mon 12d ago by lemmy.world/u/Mickey7 in lemmyshitpost
Who the fuck is 11-15??? Only a complete masochist leaves the girls belted in for sleep.
leaves the girls belted in
If I'm ever in a relationship again, I'm finding a way to drop this line. That's hilarious.
If I’m ever in a relationship again
I could learn from that optimism.
Definitely went with 14 or 15 when I was breastfeeding, because the girls tended to leak. Nobody wants to sleep in sheets that smell like sour milk.
My wife says it's uncomfortable not having yhem belted in
Mine uses a pillow to keep them apart. I assume they fight at night.
Sometimes you get tired!
My Girlfriend does. None of my exes do. Seems to be a.preference by woman really
Only a complete masochist
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20
20
Hindsight is…
Naked
Ain't that the naked truth?
20 at home, 18 when away.
My life progression so far.
- 3 Pre-teens
- 18 Teens
- 16 Early Twenties (six pack days)
- 20 ~24-47 (more like a keg for most of it)
- 2 in summer 1 in winter From age 47 to today because I moved to Wyoming and sleeping naked gets chilly. Six pack is back, which is nice.
47
Six pack is back.
Dayum, good for you!
Thanks. Had some serious health issues and decided that I needed to get fit or end up a wreck by the time I'm sixty.
Depends on if I had sex or not. I'm not putting them back on after, but I also don't really see the need to take them off just to go to sleep.
18 doesn't matter if it's hot or cold. Oh and also the fan running on high.
I had to kill the fan. Its been fucking up my sinuses.
Rip hospital fan
I guess no one wears night gowns anymore.
18 at home, 20 when with homies
But with your socks still on, right?
Right?
Most women don't sleep in bras. Or as I call them "titty jail".
Hell my wife takes hers off as soon as she gets home with this weird yoga magic trick thing where she never removes her shirt. I swear it breaks physics.
Yes I know the trick and can remove a bra without taking my shirt off in about 7 seconds.
I don't know how we learn this. But it's just something we figure out and perfect at some point.
20, why would I get all dressed up just to go to bed?
20 lol
Why are the bras all different? Why are the bottom options for 6-10 different from the others? Why are 8 and 9 basicaly the same? This feels somehow AI generated
my exact reaction: AI slop
also my option isn't even on there
List is incomplete. It seems to assume a relatively warm climate or expensive use of night-time home heating.
Thus: Long sleeves. Underwear under long trousers perhaps for sanitary purposes, but possibly for comfort.
There's probably also a few people who have socks they wear to bed if not also blindfolds or old-timey nightcaps, but I get why those things aren't in this graphic. Lack of long sleeves is more of a head-scratcher.
Solution: more blankets. Where I grew up we had regular frosts all through winter, but I never really went with anything more than 18. 2-3 blankets and a thick duvet does a lot for keeping you warm.
Yeah except it gets that much more difficult to get up when everything around you is fucking freezing.
My blankets are always stolen in the middle of the night by someone who needs to be swaddled and rolled like a burrito. I used to have "emergency blanket" under the bed for after the blankets were stolen, but that didnt always make it back, or itd get taken too.
Also the (2) 70 lb dogs sneak into bed and dont wake me up until i can no longer move the blanket. And waking the 13 year old dog up to move him is only going to disturb my partner, so its not worth it.
So like i tell me kids, control what you can control. I now sleep in sweats, and sometimes even with a robe on because thats basically a blanket that cant be stolen
More blankets don't help the moment you get out of bed in the morning. The apartment was unheated for much of the winter during my teenage years, so I usually wore two pairs of thick woolen socks and thick woolen PJs (along with a thick duvet and several blankets) so I wouldn't freeze to death the moment I got out of bed. The period between rushing out of bed and into an 8 ply woolen bathrobe was still painful though.
Sometimes when my room is very cold, I sleep with socks on, though the rest usually stays off.
Usually 18, sometimes 3.
Usually shirt bad. Sometimes sensory issues make shirt superior to other random torso-fabric interactions.
Same. Depends on the weather.
10 is unhinged
The Donald Duck
You gotta let it get some air
20 unless it's really cold
Just pile more blankets on
Yup. I usually have a down comforter sloppily rolled up down one side of the bed and can easily grab it if need be. Lightweight and extremely effective.
20
Stop denying yourselves over shame.
1, always
20 is the best. Sleeping naked is the best way to sleep for me. Especially in summer when i don't need to use blanket or any other cover.
3
This is the way.
Tried 5 but it got too floppy.
Twenny all night erry night
- Occasionally 9. I can't imagine sleeping in a bra, that seems dreadfully uncomfortable.
I wouldn't sleep with a bra, either. It's just an unnecessary layer, preventing my skin from breathing properly. The straps would also be just in the way. I'm a cis male, though.
Seems bad for circulation too.
Nah this is accurate.
The first 3 girlfriends i had, always slept in their bras. So i just assumed that was normal. I haven't met anyone who does that ever since, and thinking about it, it seems like torture
To me sleeping in a bra is like trying to sleep with glasses on
18 all night
And all year round, in the UK so it does get cold
Missing the difference between 8 and 9?
Briefs versus bikinis for the ladies.
This has been changed since the original (someone else linked). 8 should be 7 and 7 should have 17. Eight looks like an adult diaper.
That makes much more sense! Figured it was inconsistent.
Male version Granny panties vs nickers.
Diaper?
Where socks?
Take it easy there, Satan
I need extra warmth bro, it's actually cold in here.
I also wear underwear under my pyjamas.
15, (I'm a dude)
Got to cradle dem bois
Nice try, FBI.
20 unless I am too exhausted to shower before bed, then it's 3.
2
Jesus - how do you all sleep at night?!?!??
I think Jesus slept more like a T
"Unconsciously", said Jesus.
18 or 20. Depends how I’m feeling.
20 or (rarely) 18, myself
20
18 or 20.
20 always
18 Gang, represent! Let the bed-clothes do the bed-clothing.
Nice try FBI. You're never getting my feet pics
20
Even feels weird wearing a watch
It used to be 20. But my wife claims I leave skidmarks on the sheets.
Now it's 17.
😳
Bro noo...
Now it's 17.
Good...
18
3 is also valid when it's cold
Yes
Where's the option for whatever I'm wearing during the day?
Bro, I'm at 20 right now ;)
I don't see mine. Nightgown, no undies.
5ish?
I sleep in an old t-shirt and boxers. Is that 2, 3, or 4?
The way I see it (at least for the men):
2 is boxers. 3 is boxer-briefs. 4 is briefs.
1
5!
4/5
My wife has always preferred 5 while wearing one of my old shirts.
20 whatever the situation, there is no other way to sleep.
My wife does 15
3 or 18 for me, depending on the day
18
20
it's a natural 20
20
We want a 1 in the streets, but 20 in the sheets.
Depends. I shower before bed most nights and 20 if I have (I also moisturise my heels so wear socks) but 4 if I haven't and 19 if I haven't and its a super hot night.
Does anyone do 5, 10 or 15? They seem weird to me.
20
When I was younger, I would just sleep in my regular clothes. Usually jeans.
Where’s the flying helmet and celery option?
Where does the celery go?
Where would you like it to go? This is a safe space.
19/20.
17
I'm surprised to see so few of us actually. Thought this was more common.
Read this in bed after waking up from sleeping in a big comfy bathrobe.
You're 20. Bathrobe is a blanket
20, if I can. 1, when it's chilly.
1,2 or 17 depending on the time of year and whether my gf is with me
Mine isn't on here. Two pairs of pants, a hoodie, and possibly a hat. I like to be burning hot at night and I am scared of heated blankets. (Cause they sometimes catch on fire)
We're polar opposites. I'm in northern Europe and sleep with an open window, thin blanket, and rocking 20.
1, 5 or 20 depending on temps
My combo is missing - would be like 1 but long sleeves
20 baybeee
#2, but its bad because thats also most of my days as well.
3
19
1 in the winter, 3 or 18 in the summer, and 20 if it's really hot.
I start a six, end up a sixteen or higher
I'm #1!
17, always.
Summertime 20
Risky click of the day.
Do it, folks, click it. CLICK!
I'm sorry the internet has instilled link-clicking fear into you. I do not post risky links. I am not a wild person.
The hesitation was slight and my comment was mainly for fun.
Do you live in South Park lol
11 is wild. Personally though I just wear my glasses and nothing else to sleep
20, 10 when cold (feels a bit Kowalski-ish though)
10 is highly illegal
1 winter, 2 summer got kid
2
1 cuz that's what i wear while i'm home
Sometimes 1, most of the time 20.
I was 1 last night.
Apparently sleeping naked can help with your body self-image.
Depending on mood and temperature, 1 6 7 16 17 18
Huh, depending on my mood and the temperature, I'd say I'm a 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
2,17,20
1
3 or 18 depending on how warm it is
18 or 20.
On a very rare occasion, 3, but I run hot, it'd need to be super cold for that.
20
17 assuming those are basketball or loose athletic shorts
I assumed they were booty shorts lol
Interesting! I'd say I'm between 1 and 20
#1, usually.
2-3, sometimes 17-18
Ai generated garbage or why do the bh look different every time?
It's a pretty old image. For example, see this iFunny post from 2020. Maybe the artist really liked drawing bras and overlooked some things when copy-pasting the bottoms. Or another poster later wanted to add representation of their undershirt/diaper combo at 8.
You might be right. I expected this to be am unfaithful ai reproduction. Didn't remember the artist was crazy
Damn, good catch. The others are all slightly different too
Hand-drawn, right?
Right?
Full on 20
3 9 19 depending on the weather? Does everybody else stay consistent due to climate control?
Stay 20 and layer appropriately
Yes! But the good thing about these stitched together cloths is they follow me to the bathroom
68
why not 67 or 69?
Hate 67. Been too long for the other.
3, or 5 rarely
Sometimes stuff needs to air out