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My girlfriend is from the Mesozoic era. You wouldn't know her.

6mon 7d ago by lemmy.world/u/edg in microblogmemes

Alt text: Screenshot of a Tumblr post that says "this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so I pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler."

I asked her what she wanted. She looked at me and said "I'm gonna need about tree fitty."

Treeeeee-fittyyy.

Did you give money to the loch ness monster,? Now hes gonna keep coming back

You're gonna please a 40 ft mososaurus when you couldn't even please a 5 ft lady?

What are the signs of a secret mermaid?