I'm sorry for being so rude to you but I don't want to be a conservative.

I'm sorry for being autistic.

spoiler

I'm not autistic, but apparently my phone thinks otherwise.

I don't think my keyboard is as smart as y'alls:

I'm sorry for being me home something yummy later lunch w friends giving was nice if you can add dog food and peeps still love you.

I’m sorry for being so late I just got home and I was just wondering if you were still interested in going to the game tonight or tomorrow night I have a couple of things to do and I have a few things to do but I have to get ready for work so I will be home by six thirty so I will be home at six thirty if you want to come by and pick me up and we can go to the game if you want to I can just come by and get you and then we can go to the game and then we can go to the game or whatever you can go to the game after that if you want to go to the game I can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you guys can go to the game tonight or whatever you guys can go to the game tonight or whatever you want to do whatever works for you can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you guys can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you guys can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you guys can go to the game tonight or whatever works for you guys can go to the game tonight or whatever

I'm sorry for being a good friend

I'm sorry for being so slow on my porch but it is the only one in my house.

I'm sorry for being a lot of people and I'm not sure if it's something else to do with myself.

I'm sorry for being a bit of a grump but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids.

"I'm sorry for being a little late but I have to go to the store and get a new phone." 😭 God damn keyboard is trying to get me to buy a new phone

I’m sorry for being.

I’m sorry for being a bit rude to your mother and her husband

I'm sorry for being bad idea that a lot of Israel here while using Israeli tank weren't allowed to play.

😐

I'm sorry for being overstimulated

I'm sorry for being

I turned off autocomplete YEARS ago. 😉

I'm sorry for being blocked in the settings but when rebooting the password is the most essential knowledge in this world to make sense of itself even after installing except using it isn't a dream...

I'm sorry for being late 3rd party but we were not sure if we could make a logical decision to go back and see if I can make it to be over a few years later this week and then we journey to the next layer to get the muscle in a tube.

What the absolute fuck?

I’m sorry for being

I have predictive text disabled, but this still jibes.

I'm sorry for being late to the hospital and I don't have any other options for you but you can come and get me a bit of the money 💰

I’m sorry for being so mean to your mom I just wanted her to know that I love her and I know that she loves me but I just want her to know that she has no other choice but to be with me

I'm sorry for the late response but it is not sure that you have to install vlc

I'm sorry for being a snarky depressive but I don't know what to do

I Am Sorry For Being A Form Of Nationalism.

I am so sorry.

I'm sorry for being late but I have in touch with my friend and I have been a bit of a penguin for a while now.

I'm using linux so I guess the part with being a penguin is correct.

I'm sorry for being a sound engineer but it isn't a problem but the same thing you would know that the last time when I tried vim it didn't have a sound engineer.

I am not an engineer and I don't have an interest in sound.

I'm sorry for the delay in getting back to you and I have a lot of work to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids but I don't know what to do with the kids

I don't have kids, I didn't killed any kids neither, nor do I interact with any kids

Im sorry for being so late to your birthday party today and not having the opportunity for the party to get cancelled because my mom has been having some issues lately and she has been trying to help me with her family.

I'm sorry for being a good friend ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

Edit: I forgot a word in the preamble, this is better than it was before though lmao

I'm sorry for a coyote calling from a cold therapy in a mates with and she wants a cold weather in Cabo through last Saturday night that's all I was given

I’m sorry for being so late but I’m just getting ready to leave and then I’ll be there in about an hour or so.

Mood.

I'm sorry for being so rude to you but I don't think I can do it for you anymore I don't know why you are not replying to me anymore I don't know why you are not replying to me anymore I don't know why you are not replying to me anymore I don't know why you are not replying to me anymore I don't know

I'm sorry for being a good kind of person and I don't want to be a normal person and I don't want to be a normal person and I don't want to be a normal person and I don't want to be a normal person and I don't want to be a normal person and

I'm sorry for being so rude to you but I don't want to be a nice person.

I'm sorry for being so rude to you but I don't know what to say to you anymore.

I'm sorry for being a bit rude to your friend I think it's because you were a bit of an awkward guy to be with

the fuck?

I’m sorry for being so late I just got home and I was just thinking about you and I hope you have a great day and I hope you have a good day and I love you so much and I hope you have a wonderful day and I will see you soon I love you very much and I miss you so much I hope you have a blessed day and I miss you too I love you and I miss you and I hope you have a great day.

I’m sorry for being so late I just got home and I was just wondering if you had any time to talk about the car and the car and the car and the car and the car and the car and the car

I'm sorry for being a good friend and I love you too baby girl

I'm aromantic what's with this text

I'm sorry for being a money pit man but I don't think I can fit it in the car

I'm sorry for being queer with a crisis and not a Buddha

I'm sorry for the US on a topic I do not know if a single major american news outlet has even mentioned.

Yeah... Thats more accurate than I'd like.

Oh nooooo:

I'm sorry for being a good person and I love you too baby girl.

Interestingly, I don't call my partner 'baby girl' lmao

I'm sorry to hear that you are not going to be able to get to the future

I'm sorry for being a smartass

...

That checks out.

I’m sorry for being a bit rude to your friend.

I'm sorry for being a menace but I hate most options get the fuck out of it in every single case.

Honestly true.

I’m sorry for being a bit rude to your friend I was trying to be respectful to her but she didn’t want me talking about her or her feelings and I just don’t know what else I could possibly say about her or anything.

I am sorry for being a wizard definitely helps me know what you want.

I’m sorry for being so rude to your mom but she was very nice to me and I really don’t want her to.

I'm sorry for being a part of the one to nuke India

I'm sorry for being female on the the the the the the the the the the

I think my phone is trying to tell me I'm trans 🤔

I'm sorry for being a redneck.

I'm sorry for being rude to your feelings and I don't want you to feel like I'm being honest.

Im sorry for being so busy with work

real as a retail employee

I'm sorry for being a family member tonight at the moment I wanted to make sure to be there for you and I will be there for you and I will be there for you.

I’m sorry for being so late I just got home from work and I was just wondering if you were still interested in going to the gym tomorrow morning or if you were going to be home tomorrow morning I have a couple of things I need to do before I go to work.

I'm sorry for being so busy with work and I was busy with work and I was busy with work and I was busy with work and I...

Yep, that tracks.

I'm sorry for being autistic because in my experience it's not at all the same as a meaningful representation for being autistic.

i'm sorry for being a good friend and we are going to be posted in the group chat.

I'm sorry for being a little late today but I have to go to the store and get some food and stuff and I can get it on my way home and I'll be there in a few minutes if you want to come over and get me some food and stuff and I can bring it to you if you want to go to the store and get some food and stuff and I can bring it to you if you want to go to the store and get some food and stuff and I can get it on the way home and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and then I'll be there in a minute if you want to go to the store and get some food and stuff and I can go to the store and get some food and stuff and I can go to the store and get some food and stuff and I can get it on my way home and I'll be there in a little bit and then I'll be there in a little bit and then I'll be there in a little bit and then I'll be there in a little bit and then I'll be there in a little bit and then I'll be there in a minute and then I'll be there in a minute and then I'll be there in a bit and then I'll be there in a bit and then I'll be there in a bit and then I'll

I'm sorry for being!

I have predictive text off lol

I'm sorry for being

I disabled any predictive text options, so that's it.

I'm sorry for being a pain and I hope you are feeling better soon.

I'm sorry for being rude to you but I loved the way you said that I was banned from every major news sub and beyond for speaking out against the IDF's actions in Israel becoming a genocide.

Wow. I am very political

I’m sorry for being a bit rude to your mother and her husband and my husband but I’m sorry that I have been in a relationship that is very hard to handle I just don’t want you guys having a hard life I know you have been very hard to talk about this but I’m just so glad you have been through so many things I love your mother I love your family I love your dad I know you guys are so very much in my prayers

I am sorry for me.

Years of therapy down the drain in an instant. Jk, never went to therapy lol.

I'm sorry for being a crucial person I think I have a lot of work to do in the morning and I will be there in a few minutes since I have to go to the store and get a new one of the kids and I will be there in about 10 minutes.

I'm sorry for being a little bit of a good time

I'm sorry for being a bit of a good time to try and get a publishable result of the day 🤣

I'm sorry for being a thing in the game. 😔

I'm sorry for being so rude to you but I don't want to be a dictator and the people are fighting back with me.

I'm sorry for being a little late today but I have to go to the store and get some food and stuff.

I'm sorry for being a bit of a delay in the future but I don't know what to do with you and I will be in the office tomorrow

I'm sorry for being a bit too much but you don't know what I'm going and you just have not to do it because I didn't have the money money money money money money money money money money money

I’m sorry for being a bit rude to your friend.

I'm sorry for being late into an hour or alone and I kinda wanted it

I'm sorry for your patience

I’m sorry for being late.

Which is odd as I’m never late, too anxious for that.

I'm sorry for being a performative mouthpiece for the last time

I'm sorry for being a dick hegseth

I'm sorry for being a little late for a little bit of a day off.

I'm sorry I didn't get to see you in a bit I was just about to text you and I was wondering if you could come over and get me a new one of the ones I have to do it for you and I will be there in a few minutes ago and I are going to be a little early today but I have to go to the store and get some food and I can get it done and I will be there in a few minutes.

“I’m sorry for being late in spanish”

Mine were boring. Probably because I have all the tracking, history, etc. turned off and it doesn’t have much to go on.

I'm sorry for being so cynical and cynical and cynical and cynical and cynical and cynical and cynical and cynical and cynical and and and and and and and and and

I’m sorry for being a bit rude to your friend I was trying not too much.

I'm sorry for being so many interesting thought my love

I'm sorry for being so rude to you in the air conditioning but I already want to start planning our next vacation.

I'm sorry for being a little late today but I have to go to the store and get some food and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and tttt

I'm sorry for being a good guy and I don't have a phone number for the car

I'm sorry for being so productive you have a preference is a bit late for us ready for tonight and see what it says get on on the bike anyway and then we can do it right now.

I'm sorry for being so late I have been doing it for a while and I will have to take a break from work

I'm sorry for being a bit of a girl and I don't know what to do with the percentage of the same thing as a child and I don't know what to do with the percentage of the same thing as I was in the same place as a friend of the kids and I was in the car park and it was a bit of a good boy and I was in the car park and it was a bit of a bit of a bit of a job and I was in the office and I was in the office and I was in the office and I was in the office and I was in the office and I was in the office and I was in the office and I was in the office...

I'm sorry for the late reply I was busy with work and I was coughing a lot of people call me back

I'm sorry for being a good reputation and I don't know what to do with the people who have a lot of people and they are supposed to be a good reputation for the rest of the year and month.

I’m sorry for being so late to the organ transplant

I’m sorry for being a bit rude to your friend I was trying not too much but I’m sorry I don’t have any money for it and I’m sorry that you have a bad attitude I don’t have money to buy a house and I’m not trying and I’m not going anywhere I don’t know how you know what I’m not trying I don’t have anything

I'm sorry for being such a wonderful person and then we don't want Russia to win the election of this week and you can be there by Iran Contra affair with Brandi and Denise and then the rest of your life

I'm sorry for the delay in getting back to you and I have a lot of work to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids

I'm sorry for being a very silly kitty catgirl

:3

I'm sorry for being a bit of a good time to start with you and your family.

“Sorry for being rude to your friend.”

My phone doesn’t know me at all, not that I wouldn’t be rude to your friends, but if you think I’m going to apologize about it then you can get fucked.

I'm sorry for being a friend. Travel down the road and back again. Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant.

I’m sorry for being so late but I’m just getting back from my appointment I had a really long time and I’m sorry for the delay in responding I was so tired I had a little too tired to talk about my mom I just wanted you know that you guys were here I was so glad that I got to talk about you and how you guys were talking and I love that I hope you’re doing good I hope you’re feeling well I love and I love and I hope you’re all well I love and I love and I love and I love and I love and I love and I love and I can’t stop texting and I’m so proud that you’re so proud to say it just want you to say hi and I’m sorry that I hope you’re feeling a little too many times and I’m so proud to hear about the kids and I’m sorry for not feeling well and I’m sorry for your dad I hope tyytytttttttt

Oh my, I think I broke it

I'm sorry for being a little late for a little bit of the time

the duality of man

I’m sorry for being so late I just got home and I was just wondering if you were still interested in going to the game tonight

I'm sorry for being a little late but I don't know what to do with the kids but I don't know what to do with the kids

• I don't have kids

I'm sorry for being a good man and I don't want to be a kid but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do but I don't know what to do but I don't know what to do.

I'm sorry for being a little late for a little bit of time to get it to you and I will be there in a few minutes to get it to you and I will be there in a few minutes to get it to you and I will try to get it to you and I will be there in a few minutes to get it to you and I will be there in a few minutes to get it to you and I will be there in a few minutes to get it to you and I will be there in a few minutes to get it to you and I will be there in a few.

I'm sorry for getting a bit of a headache and I was in bed with you and you can do it now

I'm sorry for being a bitch ATM then the last this ng of the shareholders and a trading card online and a trading card online and a trading card online and a trading card online and a trading card online...

I'm sorry for being a regular person 😭

I am sorry for beeing you and your family and the Milky Way overhead of the USA can really do to prevent China from importing oil from Russia and the Milky Way overhead.

I'm sorry for being a good friend and I love you too much to do with it and I don't know what to say to someone who lost a lot of weight and height

I'm sorry for being and then deleting the actual things my autocorrect came up with because they were so ducking boring.

I am sorry for being

Oh right my auto complete is off because i hate when my keyboard sends what i type to a server

I’m sorry for being a jerk but I’m just trying to help people understand that you are a person that I don’t know

I enabled autocomplete and:

I am sorry for your reply but it is a great day to have you in your office this morning to be a great person and you have a wonderful life with me too much as a datapack to you can you help us out for the iewps of our life in a way of the fediverse of our family members who is in our prayers for the fediverse of the iewps we have been done with the fediverse and zote we have to do so i dont mind sharing the iewps and the fediverse are the best things we have been doing for you all of use it wasnt and you can always call us in the fediverse and we can make a good decision on how we are and what you do for our family members to do it and the iewps is the best we have been doing for a long year of our lives and our lives in the fediverse of our country would have on a very good idea and the fediverse and zote of our lives and our family is a great and prosperous year of our life in a datapack year old man and the iewps family is the one that is a good friend of the fediverse of the year of our lives and our lives and our lives and our lives and our lives and our lives and our lives and our lives and our lives and our lives...

Autocomplete gibberish with very random words that I have typed more than once

my assumptions: "fediverse" why so much of this, i dont mention it much "zote" because of talking about the silksong dlc announcement yesterday which is basically hollow knight zoteboat "datapack" because discussion in a minecraft server discord about datapacks "iewps" was an organization on the previous iteration of that server, there was a whole hypocrisy controversy around it, this was 6 months ago

the question is: why is it learning while i have autocomplete off the iphone is spying i should get a linux phone

Why is it mostly "Sorry for being rude to your friend", "Sorry for being late", "Sorry for being a good person", "I love you too babygirl", infinite loops, and utter nonsense????

I'm sorry for being so busy with the new place especially after how many people have probably gone through the process of getting a new car.

I'm sorry for being five minutes late again for them so that maybe one day in a hundred years time I hear me a list with a gun and we will be to see how people balance it out in a hundred years time I hear me a list with a gun and we will be to see how people balance it out.

"I'm sorry for being a positive influence to you but I'm not sure if you're going to have a good day today."

I'm sorry for being a nuisance.

Yeah, that tracks.

I’m sorry for being so mean to your mother and your sister and I hope you get well soon.

What the fuck?

Uh-oh

I’m sorry for being so late I just got home and I was just wondering if you had any time to talk about the car.

I'm sorry for the inconvenience and I will be abroad for the next day or should I go with the flow for PCOS days

I'm sorry for being a bit of tinkering I made PopOS look good to me it sounds pretty difficult

I'm sorry for being a bad person.

I'm sorry for being a goblin today

I'm sorry for being confused about their music and Reagan being confused about the Roman Empire.

I'm sorry for being a little late I was just wondering if you want to go to the beach with me and I will be there in about an hour or so.

I'm sorry for being so hopeless and negative right now I don't think there's an easy solution to it to say the timing and motion of it all felt really off.

I'm sorry for begging for the money I was thinking of the other one that was the first one of my head and the mice and I had a good day today so far I think I can do that it was just the extreme and the other day and the kids were so good at it.

I'm sorry for being a good friend and I love you.

I'm sorry I just ignore this comment on top of their upper middle class and I don't mind Scotty the the bare and I don't mind Scotty the the bare.

I wish I could just ignore the upper middle class, but in a country with free high school education (thank fuck) I need to listen to them rambling about their BMW first cars for ~3-5000€, while I know, I couldn't afford a golf mk4 if it wasn't owned by the family already.

I'm sorry for being late for the rest of the week and we will have to get together soon and have fun on Saturday morning.

I chose the most scandalous options presented, but it still came out way too wholesome. That's me. Regrettably wholesome.

I'm sorry for being stoned.

Sorry not sorry

I am sorry for being a Siberian border guard and I don't know what to do with that.

I’m sorry for being a bit rude to your mother

Im sorry for being so rude and Dash away from me up here 😔

I'm sorry for being a good guy and I don't have a phone number for the car and I don't have any of the other one I have to do it for now but I don't think I have it yet but I don't know if it is a good idea...

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My autocomplete is a bunch of management garbage from a job that I had for 14 years, but left 2 years ago. SwiftKey trying to put me in a corner.

I'm sorry for being an adult and hung up after I could see that and hung up after I introduced myself to be in front of the night sky.

I'm sorry for being useful through forests of broken ground but when I haven't put much thought into it yet I haven't put much thought into it yet

I'm sorry for being a little late but I have to go to the store and get a new phone for the rest of the day it's just a little bit of the day it's just a little bit of a euphemism for my parents and I have a lot of stuff to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids.

I think it got a little broken towards the end.

I'm sorry for being a little late for a little bit of time to get out of the house and I don't know if you want to go to the store and get some food and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat .

Turns out I'm hungry and late often...

I'm sorry for being a CEO person on Lemmy that I don't have to throw away

Idk what my auto-complete thinks of me

Im sorry for being a little late but I hope you have a great day today and I hope you have a good day today

I'm sorry for being late to the office.

Am I the only one with a phone that doesn’t suggest the next word?! Not sure where it went. iPhone but I have as much of the ai stuff turned off as possible.

I'm sorry for being so much more money for other projects since February.

I'm sorry for being a little bit late and missed your text but he said that I just don't want you back

I'm so sorry for the best and a few weeks to discuss and a few weeks to discuss and a few weeks to discuss and a few weeks to discuss and a few weeks to discuss and a few weeks to discuss and a few weeks to discuss and a few weeks to discuss and a few weeks to discuss and a few weeks to discuss and a few weeks to discuss and a few weeks to discuss and a

I'm sorry for being defensive but helpful as possible to forcibly the shop till what marks it

I'm sorry for being a little late though I was just thinking about you.

i’m sorry for being a bit rude

I'm sorry for being a good guy and I don't have a phone number for the car and I don't have any of the other one I have to do it for now but I don't think I have it yet but I don't know if it is a good idea but I don't think I have it yet but I don't know if it is a good idea but I don't think it will be a good time to get it done and I don't want to go to the store and I don't want to go to the store and I don't want to go to the store and I don't want to go to the store and I don't want to go to the house and I don't want to go to the house but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what it is but I don't know what it is but I don't

I'm sorry for being late but I didn't notice it was instead of the in game of the day I was instead of a company's a company's manager and the steel watcher factory trying to help those FUCKING GONDIANS

I'm sorry for being in a few years ago and a little more likely that is a lot about that I mean I don't have a few years.

I'm sorry for being so much wasted my time to notice this message was automatically generated by Gmail

Im sorry for the confusion here but this is a 🅰️ comment

I'm sorry for being a sh in a bit.

I'm sorry for being late but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know if iterate over every unit level of hassle but changing units that can't be force surrendered to a custom morale setting like a lot of people in the world of the time you are in the game of the tabletop and it is a good way to get a starting point for any language you can use to do it for a while or something to do with it.

I am sorry for the quality of the quality

I'm sorry for bringing you up and I was thinking of you and the kids in the morning

I'm sorry for being a SysAdmin I have a lot of work to do in the morning

I'm sorry for being late in Spanish.

I'm sorry for being late whip you want me too I can come home after you want me too but they should have just come in a little while I'm in a good place but I'm going back in a little while.

I'm sorry for being emotionally caring and caring about the durability of your own bedroom.

Needs text alternative.

Images of text break much that text alternatives do not. Losses due to image of text lacking alternative such as link:

• usability
  • we can't quote the text without pointless bullshit like retyping it or OCR
  • text search is unavailable
  • the system can't
    • reflow text to varied screen sizes
    • vary presentation (size, contrast)
    • vary modality (audio, braille)
• accessibility
  • lacks semantic structure (tags for titles, heading levels, sections, paragraphs, lists, emphasis, code, links, accessibility features, etc)
  • some users can't read this due to lack of alt text
  • users can't adapt the text for dyslexia or vision impairments
  • systems can't read the text to them or send it to braille devices
• web connectivity
  • we have to do failure-prone bullshit to find the original source
  • we can't explore wider context of the original message
• authenticity: we don't know the image hasn't been tampered
• searchability: the "text" isn't indexable by search engine in a meaningful way
• fault tolerance: no text fallback if
  • image breaks
  • image host is geoblocked due to insane regulations.

Contrary to age & humble appearance, text is an advanced technology that provides all these capabilities absent from images.

I'm sorry for being one of the few to remind others web accessibility matters. There should be far more of us.

I'm sorry for being relevant to the left

I'm sorry for the propaganda

I'm sorry for being

Maybe it only works if you have some sort of autocomplete app running.

I'm sorry for being a bit of a good time

I'm sorry for being a bit of a good time to be a little late at night and I don't know if you want to go to the store and get a new one for me to come over and get it to you

Confirmed: The keyboard gaslights you into buying a new phone to get laid