Bruh...
5mon 24d ago by reddthat.com/u/iamdisappoint in lemmyshitpost from reddthat.com
Look like Jar Jar. Dude's gotta be slinging hog.
Fairly confident he has a cloaca.
You’ve already sold me, you don’t have to keep going
Meesa poop egg piss.
That or one of those double shark dicks
the orifice of champions! look like jar jar it is
Yeah but it's always flaccid
Not a problem its prehensile and vibrates.
I like this
Also his tongue does wonderful things
In the movies, it only does awful things
Like, talk.
Seventeen dicks according to Natalie Portman.
Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?
Ask yo momma.
(That makes no sense but it ENTICES)
Because of the implication.
(Don’t know if this makes anymore sense, just yes and-ing)
And my axe!
Horse vet
You can’t sling shit if no one will get near you
Except, ironically, shit. But don’t be that person.
Plus you can still make yourself sound like him, which always turns on everyone around you.
Look like jarjar because I can find me a freak who appreciates my crazy ass tongue game
There are dozens of us.
Deepcut username
There is no way you know I am referencing dolphinfucker69 from the pcm subreddit 5-6 years ago. I refuse to believe that. You must be thinking of something else surely. This is as unlikely as someone getting my skyleak referencing. I very much want to know what you think my user name is from though, deeply curious
There is an FX show (cake) that has a segment called shark lords. It’s a parody where they go to track down a shark to fuck it. I assumed that’s what you were referring to. Cool name tho
That's so funny I have to check that out. I wish I were referencing that because I look back on my r/pcm days and cringe. I keep the name because it makes other people laugh
Take me by the tongue and I'll know you
Kiss me 'til you're drunk and I'll show you
All the moves like Jarjar
I've got them moves like Jarjar
Looking like Binks would probably get me experimented on as an alien. Speaking like Binks would get me a pretty decent shot at the presidency
Meesa so horny. Youssa sayin youssa have a low age of majority on youssa planet?
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Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.
Look - that tongue could be handy
I need the tongue, so I choose "look".
But I guess nothing is stopping me from just speaking like Jar Jar so win-win.
I need the tongue
🤔
... I believe this does not require further explaining ...
Second one.
Move to Jamaica, no one cares.
Nah, his voice would still be annoying af to everyone there too. If Bob Marley is Jamaican, Jar Jar is the noise a balloon makes when you pinch the mouthpiece and let the air back out.
Meesa doesn't like this game
Easy, look like jar jar. Cash in on likeness opportunities and find out what that tongue do.
Speak.
Learn Sign Language.
Tell everyone I gained Black Bolt's powers.
Can I be both?
Yeah, all or nothing otherwise it doesn't make sense.
Voice for sure, and learn ASL.
You are not allowed to kill yourself
Well, who's gonna stop me?
Careful, otherwise we’ll get a mental health bot around here.
rEdDiT cArEs 🤖
Lemmy-cares bot here! Do it, pussy!
Jarjar is hot as fuck bro
One option is to speak like him, but choose to remain mute for the rest of your life.
Alternatively, if you looked like him, you could simply never show your face in public again.
Messa hooooorny.
Yeah, talk for sure. I can always just pretend to be mute if it ends up bothering me.
Son of a bitch you take away the best option
dancing like jar jar?
Work would be so much more fun if I talked like Jar Jar Binks
Me as a therapist trying to break the awkward silence
I'm still convinced he's a sith lord, so I think he doesn't talk as weird as he does when he's not playing the bumbling idiot. But I probably would still prefer to look like him just in case.
Can I dance like Jar Jar?
Isn't there usually a reward in these questions? Like 1 million dollars?
Can I pick neither? Not worth it.
This is a curse
The “you cannot kill yourself” part is enforcing you have to pick one or the other. No picking neither.
Aww hell no...can I do the immortal snail one instead?
You could make some money doing Star Wars events and conventions and such.
Onlyfans
Learn to keep the tongue in and it's not so bad.
That one lady had the hots for Binks just saying
C.! Lock in no regrets!
He looks kinda adorable ngl.
I was young and full of hope when this film was released in theaters.
No longer, Jar Jar taught me I am never cynical enough.
"I'm sure they are just whining, how bad could it be?" I said to myself...
It took me like 15 years to learn that people dislike him, back then I didn’t really think about it that much
Im rewatching all the star wars movies right now so this made me laugh. :)
Hi there. First of all, i feel kinda bad at giving advice there, because I'm not some kind of a psychology/psychiatry/lifestyle/.. professional, and also I don't know you or whether your current point of life (or whatever you perceive as this point) is a part of a downwards trend, or you just feel particularly shitty today. But anyway:
- stop the suicide shit right now. you meed to sort things out, and stopping existing is not the way (because you won't really solve anything like that, right?
- Career: there is no reason to pursue it if you don't feel like it. What for? Who cares? If your job is there just so you could support yourself, then think of the alternatives, including radical shit like joining a nonprofit where you will be fed and lodged? Sounds stupid? Ok, maybe it is, I just mean there are hundreds ways to live and support yourself, including that, and also moving to Albania and becoming a hike guide. Who the fuck cares? Experiment!
- "fucked up loser" - who the fuck is measuring fuckupness and loserness? Loser to whom? Fucked up how? This is all highly relative even if you think life is some kind of a game where you can win or lose. Aaaand it isn't. Nobody gives a fuck, there is no fate, no winners, no losers, you just have fun as long as you stay that weird limp of cells that is able to function as a single organism. Do that, walk around and stuff.
- "People are nicer to homeless people..." - firstly homeless peole are just the same people as you, it's nust in addition to any problems you have they don't have homes. Secondly, "People* are not some hive that judges you. Again, nobody gives a fuck, people just live, do some stuff, and nobody is really spending their time tracking your success levels
- DM me, we can talk
Point of clarification: if, by your actions, you knowingly do something that will cause someone to kill you: is that considered suicide?
That's assuming that just existing as either of these states doesn't cause someone to murder you which would be very unlikely.
A character that looked like Jar Jar was eventually redeemed in a scene from the Mandalorian, so I guess I’d have to go with that.