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Regional differences

5mon 12d ago by lemmy.world/u/ickplant in lemmyshitpost

Alligators generally aren't all that dangerous. They are not aggressive at all, especially not toward humans. But they fucking will be if they know you have food and then you're fucked.

Incorrect. I only have poop and wine inside me.

weird dinner ngl

Merde and Merlot Mondays aren't for everybody.

sock rae blue

Bone apple tea!

It's cool, it's keto.

Great breakfast though.

Also vomit if you ate within the last couple hours

No, that's the point. I hadn't eaten since lunch, so all i have is wine, maybe a touch of bile, and poop.

God help us if they ever figure out that we're food

Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.

So, don't put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.

Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!

Are you sure it wasn't a caiman?

No, caimans taste more like crocodile, common mistake!

aww man, you ruined my weekend plans!

The hell am I supposed to do with these babies? I can't afford a trip to Lake Michigan in this economy

I heard that's how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo so nobody can challenge the narrative.

I've seen these fuckers eat water buffalo

Thats why they get a bag of marshmellows

So they're the black bears of the large reptile world.

California doesn't get a lot of sea turtles so it makes sense

It probably gets more than Kentucky.

Fried alligator is fucking delicious. Even better if they're fed exclusively on marshmallows and purple drank.

US swamps must have so many diabetic gators.