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Guys there's a message in my Apple Jacks!

5mon 6d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/gigastasio in lemmyshitpost from sh.itjust.works

You have an oompa-loompa dick?

Oompa Loompa doompaty deal

I put my dick in your breakfast cereal

Oompa Loompa doompaty doreskin…

It still wouldn't be the weirdest or worst part of that film. Off topic, but I'm convinced the movie is the dramatization of the narrative that Wonka presented to his company lawyers. For half of that stuff to exist and work as it does, there's got to be a real horror story running behind the scenes.

OOOOOO

Somebody gets me

Palm tree.

Your balls have gangrene.

It's a carrot, your gut is telling you to eat more veggies

Your carrot is sad.

I think it's old entish for SHARE THE LOAD

It's the Strongest Shape!

penes

You misspelled "Gays"

What fresh hell's diabetes' are 'apple jacks'?

This guy used to be Apple Jack