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There is a cat on e5, what do I do in this position? (I'm white)

5mon 4d ago by gregtech.eu/u/lena in anarchychess@sopuli.xyz from files.catbox.moe

Upgrade it to Cat6a.

Ball of yarn on e6. Also don't worry about your ethnicity, it's not racist.

I see what you did there.

Destruction ensues

What if it was a black cat?

Tough one

pspspspsps

I'm white

Wow, racism much?? /s

You either let loose the rats and try to get the cat to chase them off the board (Rat's Gambit) or unchain the dog (Dog's Defense).

Put it in one of those corner castles, making her a baroness. She now moves like a horsey with more power.

Take one worker token and add it to your pool.

Don't forget to construct additional pylons.

Beyblade

Both kings bongcloud, both hoping their superior grasp of theory will win the cat over to their side.

patpatpat

Offer a draw. If they don't take the draw, throw catnip at row 8 and hope for the best.

A cat between two armies. What will happen?

I suspect they will sign a temporary peace treaty to allocate time for petting the cat

You can pass through the occupied square, but you must spend one turn stopped there, petting the cat.

Queen's Pawn to D4

And then instruct the pawn to pet the cat.

Or king side knight to F3

Unleash the train!

Is no one going to talk about the two spare queens watching from the sidelines?

They have their army in hiding.

Try being less white

Alright, I'll climb up a chimney

d4

Guess it's the same as a duck or a dragon.

Put a dog on e4