What's your technique?
4mon 29d ago by piefed.blahaj.zone/u/LadyButterfly in biscuits@feddit.uk from piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone
You.pretend not to notice the biscuits because you are polite.
I pretend not to notice the biscuits because I have celiac disease.
We are not the same.
this was a bit unprompted
Odd but charmingly so. Find me one person on the Fediverse who isn't a (full-on or in recovery) Difficult Person©.
How dare you insult me
When I insult you, it will involve a glove and the chance to press charges for assault
Yeah I do that cause I'm used to being excluded from things and don't want to give myself expectations or make it awkward
Bonus points for saying "I really shouldn't" before taking two chocolate hob nobs
If biscuits are code for weed and alcohol then yes
Maybe working in a cookie factory wasn't the best idea
No, but I have declined food offered to me even though I really wanted it because it feels like everyome is waiting for the fat guy to eat everything so they can be like "yes, piggy. eat.". 🥺