Map of the US after losing world war 3
4mon 23d ago by lemmy.world/u/Sine_Fine_Belli in YUROP@feddit.org
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41974212
Minnesotan here, I for one welcome my new hoserlords
Came here to say this lol
Isn't Minnesota already basically South Canada, except Minnesotans expressively distinct themselves verbally from Canada? I'm certain there were a HIMYM episode or two about that.
As an European let me clear, we're not putting our hands in the fucking south! Fuckin Trump-Land? Not worth the hassle. Let them incest themselves to extinction.
NO WAIT PLEASE TAKE US I'M BEGGING! I'LL EVEN DRINK YOUR TEA INSTEAD OF SWEET TEA!
You'll have to speak French or German though.
As long as it's German, I'm okay with this. I refuse to learn that fucked up French counting
You haven't seen the german version of fucked up counting yet then lol
I believe the Danish take the crown.
Is it worse than Japanese?
https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number
Don't know know about the Japanese system, but the Danish number system is not great. https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number
The Swiss and the Belgians have streamlined french counting.
Is Cajun close enough?
The lingua franca of Europe is EU-English, though.
Realistically it'd be Spanish, especially because so many locals in these states already do.
They're already 2/3rds of the way there.
As someone in the south... PLEASE RECONSIDER!
You're more than welcome! You are diluting the place and you will only make the problem solving itself take longer.
Someone is going to have to de-nazify the south.
"Occupation zone" means we are putting our boots, not our hands.
The PNW makes the most sense for Europe to take
Ah nice, the Netherlands can have their New Amsterdam back, lol.
now it's New New Amsterdam
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it, I can't say People just liked it better that wayyyyy
Old New York
which is newer: New Old York or Old New York?
It's in the canadian occupation zone
Funny but we don't want bigger counties, we need smaller countries.
Split the USA up in 50 states, and those territories become their own independent country as well, then let them join the Europen union which by then we can rename
- no Indigenous nation
- no indipendent Blak nation
- no Chinese occupied zone
hmm
You like segregation?
That's cute, until you remember the rogue nation of USA has nukes out the wazoo, and I have no doubt it will lay waste to the entire planet before this map ever happens.
And the largest military by far.
Except its split between military bases in 80 countries. Lets be generous and say fash america can keep 25% of countries as allies. A 60 front war is gonna be a slaughter of americans.
Fuck, we got Florida.. can we gift it to Russia or something?
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oh yeah its comment section time
I think China would try to grab a fat slice from the left.
Can we skip the war part and go strait to me now being a Canadian, I would like me some of that health care.
Mexican Occupation Zone would be the funniest thing ever and worth it to see some of those racist maga fucks have to answer to people with brown skin.
Given that the US is currently carrying out russia's foreign policy, i find it hard to believe that mexico could seize and control like half the continent but russia hasn't even taken alaska.
Half the continent would be the entire continental US & probably some of Canada (who likely wouldn't be too keen on Russia having a toehold, BTW).
I'll take the hockey and free healthcare but I REFUSE to learn French
But it's easy, qui qui, hon hon hon.
Take it from someone who speaks both as a foreign language: French is far, far less insane than English. I'd welcome it being the lingua franca instead of English. Or Spanish, or Italian, that's fine too
it's definitely less insane than English. the fact that English became as dominant a language as it did is a cruel linguistic joke
You don't understand, multilingualism is part of the healthcare. It delays the onset of dementia and Alzheimer's, and has many other benefits. I suppose if you hate French that much you can always choose another language.
in all seriousness I do enjoy & appreciate learning languages, at least a lot for a dumbass American haha. been trying to learn Japanese and Spanish on and off for about 15 years. hopefully someday I'll get serious enough about one or both to go for conversational fluency
I probably would enjoy learning French as much as I enjoy memeing about it lol
You misspelled "Southern Alberta" there bud
Mexico occupying Utah in post WW3 america is an unwritten tv show.
I can believe Mexico going in after the US civil war has taken out a good chunk of its population, but Canada, not so much. Do they even have a standing army? And the EU probably won't do shit. We'll have the Russians breathing down our necks.
I do like the map though. The bigger Mexico policy would be welcome.
Canada’s military is the 16th best funded in the world
I'd be so jazzed. Please come liberate UwU
Disagreed. When the US was liberating people against their will I was shitposting about it in defiance. I'm an American hero.
Eww, no someone else can have it
Please give Illinois to Canada, I could not bring myself to move to Iowa 🤮
I think the chance of everything being China is far more likely.
Yes, please.
Or everything just reads fallout zone.
Tough, but fair.
Kinda weird post, considering the us military has the strongest military by a landslide. And why would anyone want to seize this country to begin with?
So did England about 250 years ago
So did Spain 500 years ago. It's like... Nothing lasts forever. No one is invincible.
Wait, if we become Canadian, does that mean we get Toronto housing prices to?
Dear Fediverse it's time for prizes!
Eh, I would prefer Mexico or Canada but I'll take the EU.
Why the fuck would mexico, eu and canada do it and how?
If you've not been paying attention...
The USA's entire structure is falling. And it hasn't been slow.
We have masked police on the streets murdering Americans.
I'm typing that again, let it set in.
We have masked police on the streets murdering Americans.
It would authentically not be hard for Mexico, Canada, or Europe to do this. We are at war with ourselves, at war with our own people. And it's messy. Our Police cannot follow rules, they do not have hearts, and absolutely love being treaded on by Big Baby Orange. I mean, FUCK, not even our 2nd Amendment lovers can take up arms, for the very reason they say the amendment should exist in the first place. Instead of "don't tread on me" they say "TrEaD oN mE HaRdEr DaDdY OrAnGe ShItLer!". And Orange Shitler is much obliged.
We are distracted, and it's only getting worse as time goes on with the Orange one in office.
I gotta say, watching the snowflakes get bent out of shape is pretty funny for a minute here and there. Until you realize that their uneducated votes to put Hitler in office for a second time, effects us all. We will all be effected.
About the only thing that could possibly unite Americans together is a foreign force invading.
Well said.
“TrEaD oN mE HaRdEr DaDdY OrAnGe ShItLer!”.
Unexpected Mark Rutte quote.
We'll just wait for the civil war to be over and sweep up what's left.
Now show me a map of Somalia after it's no longer subsidized by Minnesota.