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Exclusive: In secret recordings, Cruz trashes Trump tariffs, Vance

4mon 23d ago by lemmy.world/u/Catma in politics from www.axios.com

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Trump saying "fuck you Ted" might be the most relatable thing ever.

no secret a lot of republican politicians hate trump, but pretend to get re-elected by the sub 80 iq electorate

Each one individually says, "I'm an exception - to get elected, I'll just hammer the stake into the heart of American democracy a little," somehow ignoring the thousands of other Republicans with their hammers waiting nearby.

Then of course when American democracy's corpse is lying bloody and lifeless on the altar, they go all shocked Pikachu, take no responsibility, and change nothing.

"Fuck you, Ted." Something everyone can agree on.

But Cruz will still lick Trump's incontinent asshole until it's shiny.

What a pathetic, cringing weasel.

Ted better be careful or he might be falling out the back of a bomber plane above Cuban airspace.