#BoysFuckCouchesToo
Don't bring JD Vance into this please.
He could... watch?
The ladies don't want to share a couch with him.
Nahh, with Frieren included the left side of range looks like this:
Bro has watched some shi
Is this a sofa-mimic gonna lick my asshole?
I would rather say eat, but this mostly depends on its mood and preferences.
We all know that this extends way way waaaay farther to the right.
Well yeah the far right fucks the couch
Tee hee.
Yes ladies we all know why you have the super duper pulsating adjustable pressure shower heads.
No shame from me. Just pointing out that a >30min shower costs money and a vibrator is $50ish plus batteries. Just saying
Yeah, but I don’t need >30 mins, I need 3.
I mean as long as you use the shower to get clean too, that's just pure efficiency
Hey now, that also works for the region of penile frenulum.
I was going to say this. Men are sleeping on the pulsating shower heads.
Alright how widespread is this couch thing
looks at my dog
Very
I don't have a dog
So that means your couch is single
It's double actually because it can turn into a bed
Suddenly never want to sit near the arm rest while at someone else's house.
I do.
Doesn't look like you have to spread very wide.
I think I remember a Moth podcast about a girl who constantly shagged her beanbag.
That seems tough, beanbags are squishy
I am jealous of the stealth masturbation options available to women.
Which of these is stealth masturbation? If someone was using either of these methods to get off, I'm pretty sure I'd notice them.
There are other things.
what? wtf
What a horrible day to have eyes.
I love it when my cutie grinds against my leg like that
Ok I know what some of the toys are, but what in the world are the others?