OpenChaos.dev — Democracy in Code, Until Vercel Saved the Blank Page
4mon 16d ago by programming.dev/u/lens0021 in programmer_humor@programming.dev from www.openchaos.dev
OpenChaos.dev is an experiment where the most upvoted pull request gets merged every day. Today’s winning PR added a 1.337% chance of serving a blank page. And Vercel, doing exactly what it’s supposed to do, cached it. So a probabilistic failure became a permanent outage.
This was bound to happen anyway.
The most recent web archive link, from 26 Jan
https://web.archive.org/web/20260126194400/https://www.openchaos.dev/
Edit: and a screenshot, taken on my phone
What’s the ttl
Too, too long.
Someone should vibe code something for that project...
By which I mean add buttplug.io support.
dickbutt is merged last week. Isn't enough? https://github.com/skridlevsky/openchaos/pull/14
Ah, entropy
It's back to life again, and the 1.3337% check is now moved to client-side
Edit: huh, fucky internet made a double post