Of all non flesh things, olives are the fleshiest.

We have a persian supermarket right next to us, and I will certainly follow that tip of eating 30-40 olives. The jars there have abnormal sizes, and the quality is exceptional, so slightly more than 30-40 olives may get eaten that night.

i bought a jar of olives at the store yesterday for this exact purpose

olives > cooked meal

Last Sunday I ate pasta with olives and got really sick afterwards. I fucking regret eating those olives.

And as this is a shitpost, YES i was shitting all night. And vomiting. But this is not a vomitpost.

Still I really regret eating those olives.

I once ate a full jar of pickles. Not the best decision tbh

unironically

I made this mistake along with a childhood girlfriend.

Neither of us were doing well that evening.

Lessons learned.

Especially castelvetrano olives

Girl dinner 💅

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